Merkin Muffley

High Tea In The Parlor...

[Merkin Muffley @MerkinMuffley1]

@gregorykennedy WTF is she thinking? Want to help affordability? Lower the taxes people are paying, leave more cash in their pockets.

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@JackPosobiec I swear to God, I was thinking about exactly this last night…..

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Something of the Springtime in springs last gasp

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@JackPosobiec Of course we were told lies. The crusaders freed Europe and the Holy Land. Start by re-reading Song Of Roland and the El Cid. If you haven’t read yet already shame on you, get a life and embrace the beauty of who you are.

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@Martina @jk_rowling Looks like there may be some life left in perfidious Albion after all. Well met Great Britain, your time to enter the breach has come!

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@JeanSovereign @JackPosobiec He deserves a firing squad

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@JackPosobiec No, because there was no threat to karmelo’s life

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@ProfMJCleveland Please, I can only get so erect!

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@cremieuxrecueil @siegfriedmuell They ruin everything….

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@L0m3z Perfect, I needed this

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@ramzpaul This

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@Anc_Aesthetics I am so embarrassed to be a boomer. If I were born one damned year later I would be free!

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I prefer to pronounce it as “base-ed”, rather than “based”. It brings an air of gravitas.

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@JackPosobiec Doctors or engineers?

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I watched “From Meghan With Love”, she had two friends over for lunch. I came away wondering why these women don’t wash their hair, it is horribly greasy and snarled. I am now noticing other women with this look. Am I out of the loop?

[Jonathan Keeperman @L0m3z]

Really thoughtful review of the debut novel from @KingSpiezio Something of the Springtime from @PassagePress.

Take @Antweegonus's advice: You must buy. You must read.

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@bronzeagemantis In my experience, Stillman’s dialogue is very, very real within the milieu of the characters’ Manhattan social circles as well as their ages on the upper east side.

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@RichardGrenell That is a ridiculous statement.

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@Melankomas @bronzeagemantis For a second I read your tag line as “I’ll bite your ass”

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@LokiJulianus I very clearly remember this time. I can tell you one day about getting detoured into the south Bronx in my dad's 380SL with the top down. Wow were those stop lights uncomfortable.