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Tough to deal with, like a flat tire on a Monday morning.

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@ShaykhSulaiman

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@espn He doesn’t know shit dick about MJ.

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@rachrach43 Me too

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@nypost Prime example of why we do not need the death penalty.

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@stargazeruk7 Turns out, he’s one of the most real dudes on the planet.

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@Maria3938219406 What is that, activated charcoal?

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@dom_lucre He just never got off that horse, did he?

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@ginamilan_ The epitome of main character syndrome.

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@DrClownPhD Drool, burnt weed, old car keys, and the ball pit at a Chuck E. Cheese.

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@EBTtok Love the Cadillac arm rest cover!

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@FOX59 Good, get these fags out of here.

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@GuntherEagleman But he’ll suck a dick. I don’t get it. 🤦🏻

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@captaincaleb18 @grok what fucking city is this?

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@GlassAnimals somebody may want to look into copy right infringement. Seems like Crooked Colors stole the beat from Hazey!

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@AdamSchefter Just riveting reporting here, Adam.

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@ChicagoBears Hammond Bears*

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@libsoftiktok About fuggin’ time! Sheesh!

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@GovTimWalz Well, you look like a paraplegic.

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@LangmanVince That guy is.

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@BadboydgDavid @otokyo Ope, that’s 5 words.

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@ProFanLogan Until everything goes to hell, week 7.