Merlin

Sports, E-sports, and heavy music NA clears your region🇺🇸 Dodgers⚾️/Commanders🏈/Capitals🏒 /UVA⚔️ not on here much

[Merlin @MerliN_784]

My reasonable measured reaction to the Eagles game #HTTC

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@john_keim Liability

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@MLB Google called game

[MLB @MLB]

SHOHEI OHTANI HAS TAKEN OVER

HE LEAVES THE YARD AGAIN 💥

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What. The. Fuck

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@RGIII God bless Josh Harris❤️💛

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I have been and always will be a die hard Dodgers fan. But no other player will mean more to me than a certain second baseman from the Phillies (even if he did play the last few years as a Dodger🤣) Thanks for a great childhood Chase Utley

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@owndodgerhaters Immediately thought of you. @Dodgers get @owndodgerhaters a lifetime pass and we three-peat

[annoying ohtani fan @owndodgerhaters]

I understand hating on ohtani because he’s a dodger, but you gotta be a sick mf to hate on decoy 😭😭

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@owndodgerhaters @KutterIsKing No dude he's on the money every time

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@ryantheryno_ @dookiebettsss Because God forbid when something special happens we want something special on the call. It doesn't have to be the call to end all calls but Jesus Christ can we get something more exciting than a geriatric old dude who isn't sure if he got bingo or not?

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@SHENANIGANS2067 @dookiebettsss Speak for yourself bring me the screaming old man

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@owndodgerhaters Spoken like a true west coast native. If my ass flies or drives to LA from Virginia for a Dodgers game best believe my ass will be planted in that seat as long as they'll let me

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@GarlicFryRy @owndodgerhaters Speak not on my glorious GOAT. Former teammate to your boy Hunter Pence don't forget

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@LordSmap @DrXBloomGaming @DeptofDefense You cooked, people love to sit here and say we don't have to do anything outside our borders. But the fight for defense starts well beyond here. To give these squabbling terrorists an inch is an inch too far. Every cent allowed is used to fight us and oppress their own countrymen

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@GarlicFryRy @owndodgerhaters Thank you it was a really hard time for my family

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@GarlicFryRy @owndodgerhaters Sorry I was in a coma from shooting myself in 2009 after we lost in the NLCS for the second year in a row to the Phillies. Was out until 2015 until my conscious heard the doctors talking about my glorious 🐐 Chase Utley coming to LA. So I only remember one

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@the_dirtturd @DanClarkSports You might as well just put "old as" in front of your name. You're clearly senile and out of touch. Go take your dementia meds, eat your pudding cup, and shut up.

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@ClownPunchers @EmeraldRobinson This tweet actually lowers the IQ of whoever reads it. Be warned and escape it's too late for me

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@owndodgerhaters Hail the mini goat