🇬🇷Μέρλιν ο Μάγος🇬🇧

Ζήτω η επέτειος 28ης Οκτωβρίου, λαμπρή ημέρα της σύχρονης ελληνικης ιστορίας!
🇮🇱 = 💩

[🇬🇷Μέρλιν ο Μάγος🇬🇧 @Merlin_necro]

Last night I was pointing out to a cabbie that ASL are for cyclists and not for his kind. He told me that at night they don't count. I didn't know @TfLTPH have made ASLs on part-time. #boycottblackcabs

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Shame on you, you utter twat https://t.co/0NQgirPhRb

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Management at the Eiffel Tower have pleaded with jihadists to slow down as they can't change their lighting fast enough

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"Can we just be friends? I'm very flattered but you know me, I date models. I think you're a nice person but look, it's not going to happen"

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Unfortunately there won't be an EU left for them to take us into. Ciao. https://t.co/zwapd4ozJg

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The Remoaners are now coming up with tongue twisters https://t.co/XBVONCB6w3

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Roses are red
Remainers are blue
Coz we're going to Brexit
Whatever they do

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Alcoholic tramp wanders into Sky studio, wets himself and falls asleep on the air.

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Theresa May must not be prime minister. Threatened a newspaper with "consequences" for publishing a negative article
https://t.co/dJvp9FjgjN

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London has NOT voted for devolution or for our power-hungry short-arse of a mayor to be given any more powers over us.