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big tweeter huge jerker

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i took this one :))

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one photo that makes you go "i did that"

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I put my pants on one boner at a time

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my Roomba just hung itself :/

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wearing sunglasses inside so no one knows im jerkin off

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only one more underwear change until 2027

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@horsepower I wish I was into cars (and had the money) a few years back when things were a steal. Half the battle here in Michigan is finding something w/o rust

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@horsepower true lol, needs a suspension refresh but other than that it's pretty perfect

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stupid fucking car

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*pulls down her pants*

wow you got a front butt lol

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scissoring with protection call that safety scissors

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@hexcrafter_eth have you tried killing yourself?

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guess which one is mine

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@horsepower no longer a proud father

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call me Mongolian the way I got her throat singin

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nothing humbles you more than seeing your friends make a Mii of you

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everyone look at my cute new car

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im a wizard and the only spell I can cast is boner :(

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white people be like "idk how to blink"

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entering a hot dog eating contest but spitting on each one so they know I care and have passion

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fingerin my girl lookin for her balls #wherearethey