Mariam Sarkessian

Top 3 things said to me:
You're really short.
How do you say your name?
Man, you really like desserts.

[Mariam Sarkessian @Mermbase]

@graciferr Lol I was asked to speak about business to the honors college students....I can honestly say I've used only 10% max of my business knowledge during my job.

[Mariam Sarkessian @Mermbase]

I just dusted my ceiling and Y'ALL I thought it was white before I did anything but it clearly was not.

[Mariam Sarkessian @Mermbase]

When you get stuck and can't think of something to build in Minecraft, is that called "Builder's Block"?

[Mariam Sarkessian @Mermbase]

This is legen-dairy

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

Best artwork of all time...😭

[Mariam Sarkessian @Mermbase]

I met someone from PA today who can recognize Gritty, but didn't know his name. I quickly remedied the disparity with some education, as part of my required duties as a PA resident.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

Merry Christmas 🎄☃️🥂♥️

[Paige Pettoruto @Akiora]

My mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it's amazing.

[li 🌈 peak season hell @canicuIa]

oh my god NOOOOO...... I was telling my parents about “cats can have a little/little a salami” and Dad goes

“so it’s like ‘I can haz cheezburger?’ cat can haz salami?” and I’m absolutely furious because time is a flat circle and nothing is sacred

[𝔄𝔩𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔬 𝔍𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔷 𝔍ℜ @Jozr_]

Me hearing all the things I don’t want to accept but have to

[Mariam Sarkessian @Mermbase]

Somehow, a hoop earring got left on my car windshield wiper. I shall now commence to search the kingdom for the one who has the matching hoop, then we shall wed. #cinderella

[H @o_onlychildsynd]

Retweet, save a life

[AK @annsdagranz]

so i locked myself in the bathroom bawling my eyes out ... and next thing i know my 10 year old brother slides these notes under the door.... i don’t deserve him😭💗

[Mariam Sarkessian @Mermbase]

Incredibly thankful for these happening today:
1. I got to throw a party for a friend who has NEVER had a party thrown for her.
2. I haven't had contact with a Chinese friend for 1.5 years but she reached out today as she is out of China & able to use western social media!

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

when u spend the night at ur friends place n they forget to give u a blanket