𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚.

▄︻デ══━一 ༄༄

" 𝓐 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝕹𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 🇩​​🇮​​🇪​​🇸​ . "

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

• Earlier today, an anonymous individual snuke into the hospital and attempted strangling Special Agent K, and Head of the Secret Division, "Agent K." to death.

• He, luckily, survived with few injuries other than bruising and pulled snitches.

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

• Recently, a classified individual was found to have attacked Special Agent, and Head of the Secret Division, "Agent K."

• Currently, he is residing safe in the Animal Hospital after a life-saving surgery, where he is expected to make A recovery.

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@silentmim3 @animalcorpceo YES.
Yes!!!

@animalcorpceo
@animalcorpceo
@animalcorpceo

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@silentmim3
@animalcorpceo

God's forsaken, kids!
Just -- Do it already!

You're WAY too obvious with this.
Aren't you two PRACTICALLY already dating??

Do you want me to ask both of you myself?!? (Humorous))

Agent Noir, will you date Roberto??
Roberto, will you ask her out???

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@TR4NSFORMER_128 // SO CUTIEEEE AWWWWHHHH SO CUTIE!!!!! SO CUTE!!

[NE0NGUTS🇨🇲🇺🇸 @TR4NSFORMER_128]

@Merpy_Variable

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@silentmim3 @animalcorpceo Adopted??

Uhh, well I'd call myself a "Public, Universal Father."
So, like anyone...

But, off the top of my head --
Roberto, Noo-Ri, 'Grams, Classy', Sammy', Rickie,
-- One I won't say,
Jingle, Rosette, Agent Sea, , ,
A LOT of animals!! --

[Iris Thalia @JadeK526]

Fuck all that patriarchal bullshit.

[⊹₊⟡⋆wolfgang⊹₊⟡⋆ @tabloid_garden]

I once saw a little palestinian girl with her legs missing, chained up by her wrists, her entrails pouring out, and this dude is crying on stage cause he supported israel and got slack for it 😐😐😐 fuuuuck offff LMAO

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@TR4NSFORMER_128 // YAAAAAAYYYYY

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@silentmim3 @animalcorpceo Go ask him out, now!!!
That's an order, Agent!

I do not care if you're at a different agency,
Go ask lil Roberto' out!!

I need a daughter/kid in law, anyways. (Humorous))

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

I know this is probably going to disappear but holy hell! 🤌😂

[NE0NGUTS🇨🇲🇺🇸 @TR4NSFORMER_128]

Shoutout to @Merpy_Variable for liking and reposting nearly all my post

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@animalcorpceo @silentmim3 Go. Ask. Her. Out.!!!!!

I'll. Like.
Pay you too, or something!!
Anything, kid!!!!

You're both so strangely in love it makes me SICK.

If, SOMEHOW, one of you just -- Flopped dead,
Horrible thought. Omfg.
-- You two would've NEVER gotten the chance to date!

You're made for her!

[Unique-Orion @hatsunemiziku]

liking oomfs tweets even when i have no idea what they're talking about bc that's oomf

[ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ Cody / Finn 𓄲 𓏼 ˚.🪻 ᵎᵎ @LoserbucketMp4]

🔫ok @LosrbucketMp4

[NE0NGUTS🇨🇲🇺🇸 @TR4NSFORMER_128]

I seen little kids draw babies better then this ish

[Anomalist Alisthare Ingram @AnomalistAHA]

I wonder if my mother still recognizes me when I visit. The last time she spoke in words my hair was long and my voice was high. I wish I’d said more to her when I knew she could understand.

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@SamHazmatcrew //i ONLY DRAW FURRIES,,😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢theyre gonna KILL ME Sammun... theyre gonna wear me like a COAT

//also smth funny is that while K is saying hes DEF not interested in Suntern, he's trying to get Noir and Robert to date and saying they should "stop yearning"

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@animalcorpceo @silentmim3 I'm gettin' tired of you two goofs yearning,,,

Go at your own pace, of course!! --

But, uhh,,,
Y'know.
Figured you BOTH needed to get called out,,,,

[𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓚. @Merpy_Variable]

@SamHazmatcrew //I WILL!!!!! I WILLL!!!!!!
//I SUCKKKK at drawing people though,,,