Mike Merrick

Back on Twitter. Not sure why.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@SassyXtr @afcjaygooner Literally is Sterling you absolute melt, nobody else has this career path, stop baiting engagement you cancerous little cunt and get off my timeline

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@FirstBSA can you have a word with the driver of the 23.40 39 bus to Bath and let them know that the Victoria St closure is one way only and not to skip the outbound stops and bomb down Temple Way instead, thanks x

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

I will continue to post about how much of a fucking joke First Bus until the cows come home.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@FirstBSA Two days in a row though? 'As advertised' is all well and good but right now I'm paying for a service you're not currently providing. Ask your bosses to spend less on 'revenue protection officers' and more on drivers so I can keep giving you my revenue.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

Thanks, @FirstBSA. Two days in a row with a cancelled 7.57 service and today the 8.14 has gone too? Want to be the ones to tell my boss why I've been late to work every shift this week?

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@yogtok_ Stilgar looking stunned by the fresh fit

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

Hi I've moved house and my internet isn't shit anymore so I'm gonna try streaming some BB3 kthnxbai

https://t.co/ZQCX2vcwKw

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@FirstBSA can someone remind the driver of the 8.23 522 bus that some of us are working to schedule while he decides to add an extra 5 minutes to his coffee break and kind of need the buses to leave on time.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

Return to Gaslands after far too long.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@YahtzeeCroshaw Do you think the ship might have sailed on a retrospective Best + Worst for 2008 and 2009 rather than the awards? Even if just a quick list in a tweet, or has it been too long to make that judgement?

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

Happy 30th birthday to this absolute legend

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@DoctorBenjy I reckon a return to United for Nemanja Matic could be on the cards.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@Sophieinpjs m a j e s t i c b o i

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

Starfield time let's go

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

@BarneyTheLurker @sann0638 @CharlieBanks88 I think Morg 'N' Thorg is the dark horse. Caps AND spaces could be the new meta.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

If I was going to feel like absolute shit I would have hoped I'd test positive for Covid or something so I wouldn't have to go to work but no it's just regular old man-flu I guess

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

honk honk

that's the sound of the geese

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

You're off by about 30 seasons there, YouTube.

[Mike Merrick @Merrick_18818]

Uploaded a gym pic to my dating app profile and suddenly I got my first likes in about 6 months oh god what have I become