Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR)

I am the @sleepwarrior, @kevinlieber is my court-appointed handler. I once ate eight quarts of Aunt Bee's kerosene cucumbers.

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

Clock and balls

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

this is the coolest car i've ever seen

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

imagine getting cut off by the spongebob mobile

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

do i amuse you? am i a clown? am i joe pesci?

[Kevin Lieber @kevinlieber]

The best one yet. My new short story centers on Sleep Warrior protagonist Merrill Kasper and his perilous journey into the basement.

Read: https://t.co/Z3mP7d7Vel

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

Oh my god hes on her bagina

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

Wordle is impossible. It could be any words.

[Kevin Lieber @kevinlieber]

My new short story features saliva cake and a mysterious letter. Please read and subscribe.

Read: https://t.co/PQO6Gw7vXp

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

My sleep paralysis demon

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

Tom is short for Tomothy

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

Oh my god there's a planet called PENUS?!

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

this post is how i find out that when dad went to the store for milk he became an oakland raider

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when you could be an All-Pro wide receiver yet also look like a guy who talks to himself on the subway.

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

i would eat this on the toilet

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

KFC is releasing a new Oreo chicken burger

The collab features cookie-style buns, mashed potatoes covered in crushed Oreo pieces, a fried chicken fillet and launches in China on August 28

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

Do bad horses go to horse hell?

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

these were disgusting but i ate them anyway

[Ol' Head Struggle @StruggleFaceTom]

We really had it all once....

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

vegetables are just as afraid of you as you are of them

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Enjoying the last few days of summer break...

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

imagine evil knievel-ing a donkey over a monster truck

[The Best Viral Vids🔥 @TheBest_Viral]

Waiting for the next service

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

is this real

[Moboolyedits/Slime 🇵🇸 @MOHAMMEDFI10]

Ka-chow!"

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

Suddenly I love books and concrete

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

@SilverMink5 dog food is human food if you eat it

[Merrill Kasper (SLEEP WARRIOR) @MerrillKasper]

i dont even need to digest this! IT'S PERFECT.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What are you drinking with this meal?