Mary Meyer

Talk emoji to me. Taylor Swift is bae

[Mary Meyer @MerrMeyer]

I’m juggling pet sitting jobs like Katherine Heigl was juggling being a bridesmaid in 27 dresses and I’m stressed tf out

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[kat @yslnadi]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

Dear old people, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing.

I was wrong. You were right.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How I feel when I finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[Alaina @stamlain32]

How tell me lies should’ve ended

[dua lipa pics @lipapictures]

people were saying “go girl, give us nothing” and dua lipa had one chance to GAG them #GRAMMYs

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

these would send her ass home on ANTM, i'm crying 😭

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

i wish we had confessionals at work, i would eat them mfs up 😭😂.

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

I’ve had 3 plates of Christmas dinner but someone brought out Ferrero Rochers

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

[MJ @morganisawizard]

never kill yourself

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Yearly retweet

[seph @sephsays]

A food blog site before you get to the recipe:

[David @davidiety]

REVIEWS ARE POSITIVE

ALBUM IS A POP ALBUMM

WE WON!