Mary Beth

“Love is never wasted,for its value does not rest upon reciprocity.” ~C.S. Lewis💛

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

First pumpkin rolls of the season have the kitchen smelling so good as they cool

[Jonathan Hansen 🐗 @RevHansen1563]

Brothers, fret not. Christ has won. Christ is winning. Christ will win.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into a nonverbal mood and it has absolutely nothing to do with them

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Something has quietly changed about Halloween. When I was a kid, you just walked outside and trick-or-treated in your own neighborhood. Now parents drive their kids across town to the same few popular neighborhoods, while streets that used to be packed with kids sit completely empty. We didn’t just lose trick-or-treaters. We lost a little bit of what made neighborhoods feel like communities.

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

@ayeessaich09 I wouldn’t know what to do with that either! I’m glad he realizes he treated you badly & is remorseful,but continually dumping big feelings on you while you’re trying to heal isn’t fair. It seems a bit selfish to make the focus his guilt all the time rather than your healing

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

Me as I’m adding these bad boys to the cart: 🥹They could never make me hate you

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

To be honest I’m leaning towards stolen from the cup because they had my online order ticket placed perfectly over where the monopoly was so I didn’t notice the empty space during handoff

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

Stopped by @McDonalds for an iced coffee mostly bc I saw Monopoly was back..only problem is there’s no Monopoly piece to peel! So was this a fluke from the factory or did an employee steal it from my cup before it was handed to me??? Either way I’m one unhappy customer😒😭

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

I like to think I’m not dramatic but then I do something like mute an entire instagram account because in a random video on my for you page they said “red velvet cake is just chocolate cake with food coloring” 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

I don’t have the patience for that kind of ignorance

[☆☠︎🦇 ela 🦇☠︎☆ @haiitsela]

they could NEVER make me hate you.

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

Complimentary pictures of the sweetest love bug to celebrate National Black Dog Day🖤

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

@ayeessaich09 Praying it goes well! You need a good change💛🙏🏼

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

J.M. Smucker Co better count their days because whoever is responsible for discontinuing the Dunkin’ Cold powdered instant iced coffee packs has officially severed the friendship. I’m about to get a black veil and go into mourning, this is a tragedy of epic proportions💔😭

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

Bought a Payday bar for the first time in years..I remember they always had so many peanuts you couldn’t see the caramel center and they would even fall off, this one had so little nuts that the caramel was completely visible and stuck to the wrapper😑
Won’t be buying another

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

@SaltyWenchMedia @Layyenne Her name was Petunia and she’s been part of Looney Tunes since the 1930s

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

@ayeessaich09

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

If your friendship isn’t like this what are you even doing?

[Amigo @Topboix]

hey do u mind if we have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us

[Ana @ana_in_tx]

Someone: sends a screenshot.
Me: checks their battery percentage.

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

People just don’t say “sucks to suck” like they used to

[Mary Beth @MertyBeth]

@ayeessaich09 So sorry you have to go through such a difficult situation🙏🏼