Matthew Ervin

Ski ball enthusiast. World record holder for accumulating napkins. The last Mohican. And the most interesting man in the world. But probably not.

[Matthew Ervin @Merv2727]

Guess who's back on Twitter. #itsmesnitches

[Matthew Ervin @Merv2727]

Life can be so damn frustrating.

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Well, as much as I absolutely hate changing how I eat, I can't complain at all. Already down 6 pounds.

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I just don't know

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The insomnia is real

[Matthew Ervin @Merv2727]

One step closer to the edge and I'm about to break.

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Milk was a bad choice

[Mike Trout @MikeTrout]

#FlyEaglesFly #blackout

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Why am I still awake...

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@Mirek_Sharp5 what a play. He made that look so easy

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Ugh

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Well... I think that went well. Now to play the waiting game

[Matthew Ervin @Merv2727]

Leaving in 4 hours... can't sleep

[Matthew Ervin @Merv2727]

@BirdsOnTheBat13 @RGrich15 for sure

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National league Midwest huh? @PeteRose_14 has been out of baseball awhile.

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@DezBryant I'm an @Eagles fan so I won't mind if they dont. But how do the Cowboys not make a deal with a top 3 wr
#LeaveforPhilly?

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@allisonpaige94 what's sad is it might still be worth it

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@allisonpaige94 good luck. It was like 35 on amazon last time I looked

[Matthew Ervin @Merv2727]

@allisonpaige94 vhs all day.