Meryl Beth

she•her

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

@bionicbitch420 It hurts the same every damn time ugh

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

I always cry in the episode where Miranda’s mom dies like it’s the first time I’ve seen it lol

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Not only is CNN giving a platform to a criminally indicted, twice-impeached, sexual assaulter, but they’re populating the live audience with REPUBLICANS.

They are MANUFACTURING a legitimate candidacy because they miss the MONEY they made off his presidency.

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

Blue cheese stuffed olives were Gods gift to ME. Glad you’re all enjoying them tho

[lab grown diamond princess @_goldddd]

Nah defund male Instacart shoppers immediately

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

@cum0naileen ?

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

Nothing a cheddar jalapeño croissant can’t fix

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

Stepped in someone else’s chewed up gum in my OWN SEAT. On the oldest, least clean @Delta plane to ever fly.

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

Losing my delta status is one of the top 5 worst things I’ve ever done to myself

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

Nick is a hater Bc he doesn’t like 100% of my tweets

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

Being in your late twenties is scheduling time to catch up with your friends. Like “let’s do 15 min Sunday morning while I’m on the toilet is that good??”

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Reminder that just last month Republicans wore AR-15 pins in place of where their American flag pin would normally go.

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

Huge fan of adding a party green to a salad. Throw some scallions in there. A little cilantro? Sure why not! Some MINT?! You better believe it!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your reminder: While Republicans are out there blaming mental health for school shootings - 205 of them voted AGAINST a bill to expand school-based mental health services. So…

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

The stuff guys shout to each other at sporting events is quite odd

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

@ghaelfobes Stun

[Meryl Beth @Merylb17]

@morgoftheflies Happy birthday Morgan!!