monique eshihanda

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#mungumbele all the time

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Theres alot of International schools coming up. Muendelee kusifungua namna iyo. By the time my kipii is entering grade one,i should have enough savings to throw him inside one of them. Sitaki mtoto yangu ifunzwe mambo ya vasco da gama,anga kavirondo tax payers. Teach him coding

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

The slogan is “Linda Mwananchi.”
The new sign in is Aisha Jumwa😳 What a shame!! Nini haswa mna linda?

You cannot build a movement around accountability, integrity and putting Kenyans first, then turn around and recruit the very politicians who represent everything people have been complaining about for years.
If this is the standard, then “Linda Mwananchi” risks becoming just another political rebrand with a catchy slogan. Also @orengo_james this is beneath you!

This is the same Aisha Jumwa who has spent years at the center of political controversy, changing political camps, facing persistent integrity questions, and becoming a symbol of the kind of politics many Kenyans say they want to leave behind. At a time when people are demanding accountability and a complete break from the old political culture, having her in your camp sends the exact opposite message🚶🏿‍♀️ kwendeni uko

[Joe_L @IamJoe_lOmiat]

Jude Bellingham decided to take his mom to Kenya for a vacation ❤️😍

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

So you're telling me that doctors can tell if someone masturbates?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

We do not have a country bwana.

Ruto Must Go.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Prezzo ndio huachiwa pavement na red carpet ama naoverthink?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

He’s now calling us our fellow citizens. Huwezi amini he’s the same guy who called us criminals while addressing the nation in 2024.

He looks so defeated

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The problem is that the mole in statehouse,is not one,or two. Everyone is conspiring against Ruto. Even his wife possibly,I remember theres a neighbour that used to beat his wife,mchana the wife would tell everyone that came to their kiosk how her husband has a small penis,Chesa!

[Dictator Watch @DictatorWatch]

Ruto's speech has sent people scrambling for @edwinsifuna's paybill. They just realised the presidency is effectively vacant!

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Altine Kasire @altinekasre1]

There's a conversation in the Bible where Satan admits there are some people he can't touch... and almost nobody talks about it.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Babu Owino coronated as a Luo elder

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Haha this country is a joke, ati mkiguza Aden duale Al Shabaab wana launch attacks, mkiachana na yeye aendelee mambo yake Al Shabaab haina maneno. Means that he directly controls them. He is a criminal. Wakati wake utafika.

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

This 💯 true

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Bro is always talking about the success of Asian countries but always leaves out how they made corruption a crime punishable by death 😂

[Rwakiii🤍🩶 @MercyKirwa4]

At this point Linda mwananchi should limit politicians joining juu Sasa si Aisha Jumwa will derail the movement aki

[Waithira_Thuo @thuo_waithera]

We will never repay Omtata even in a thousand years. What a man!!

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

Can't wait for AFCON, when the entire stadium will be chanting, "Ruto must go!" and the whole of Africa will see that we have the worst president in the region.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Ruto can read all the reports, charts and manufactured data he wants, but the real economy is on the ground, where businesses are closing, taxes are choking traders and families are struggling to survive.

His investor-confidence jaba cannot rhyme with empty shops, collapsing businesses, job losses and Kenyans whose incomes disappear before meeting basic needs.

You cannot govern through PowerPoint presentations when the country outside State House is suffocating.

[SirJohnKE @SirJohnKE]

Show me a picture better than this❤️