Alisa Williams

[Alisa Williams @mesooonnn]

Well as predicted @SportsDirectUK you have failed to answer....unbelievable!!! Worst retailer ever!!! Suggest you reply. I will take this further? #sportsdirectfail #worstcustomerserviceever

[Alisa Williams @mesooonnn]

Hey @SportsDirectUK, seriously disappointed with your delivery service. Ordered 2 pairs of trainers and only 1 pair has arrived. Your Customer service is appaling and claiming they were delivered. What is going on ? #sportsdirectfail #badcustomerservice #missingdelivery

[Alisa Williams @mesooonnn]

Hey @SportsDirectUK, seriously disappointed with your delivery service. Ordered 2 pairs of trainers and only 1 pair has arrived. Your Customer service is appaling and claiming they were delivered. What is going on ? #sportsdirectfail #badcustomerservice #missingdelivery

[Alisa Williams @mesooonnn]

...@AFPetInsurance hey animal friends...need your help as you don't clearly answer the phone or answer emails ? Very bad customer service...I have a query regarding my pet insurance...I appreciate a response please

[Sir Alfred Picklés Esquire @FredPickles007]

@mesooonnn @BritishGas Standard welcome package for them.
It gets worse trust me.

[Alisa Williams @mesooonnn]

@BritishGasHelp OK will DM to you

[Alisa Williams @mesooonnn]

. @BritishGas. I am a new customer been threatened with debt collectors, not even been allocated an account to pay it and cannot get through to a single person at british gas as no one will answer phone line. #verypoorservice

[judy murray @JudyMurray]

Disgrace.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Hay fever, is it? You look awful”
“Thank you”
“Have you tried hay fever tablets?”
“Yes”

[TopTrevor @TopTrevor]

Old Trafford security

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Questions of 2020:

“Is this enough loo roll?”
“What’s that graph meant to say?”
“Got your mask?”
“Oh god, what now?!”
“What does 2 metres look like?”
“Are you free for a Zoom call?”
“Fancy another walk?”
“So... what are we allowed to do?”
“Did you understand any of that?”
“Tea?”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Interesting British conversation no. 287:

“My hands are freezing”
“You should get some gloves”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What about this tier thing, then?”
“Yeah... do you understand it?”
“Not really”
“Which tier is the best?”
“Not too sure”
“Which do you think we’ll be in?”
“Dunno”
“Should be fine”
“Hmm”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

CV:
Hobbies:

Hiking (just walking when necessary)
Reading (mostly social media posts)
Cooking (I need food to live so I make it)
Running (for a short while in 2016)
Films (getting desperate now)
Guitar (like everyone, I own a guitar)
Baking (sounds better than “I like carbs”)

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

Tony Angelino’s new motor

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Places you can "pop"
1. To the shops
2. To the loo
3. Next door
4. Out to get some petrol
5. Down the Post Office
6. To the cash point
7. Upstairs
8. Along (but you only “might” pop along, meaning you won’t)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to stay alert:

1. Become alert
2. Stay that way

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Who hasn’t?