MarsTheMessenger

🔮👟📈🌎❤️ Don’t shoot the messenger IG:@MarsTheMessenger

[MarsTheMessenger @MessengerMars]

Hard to believe this was 2 years ago… collection has grown kinda crazy since. Gonna drop an update now that I’m in a bigger space one of these days.

[MarsTheMessenger @MessengerMars]

Retweeting to force my algorithm to show more of this

[AB @AB84]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

a guy who pauses his purpose for a woman ends up losing both.

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

That conversation stayed with me. It reminded me that sometimes maturity isn’t about staying together forever—it’s about never forgetting the people who helped shape your life, even after your chapter with them has ended. Respect doesn’t always end with a breakup, and for some people, gratitude lasts a lifetime.

[MarsTheMessenger @MessengerMars]

Ya be having nightmares of demons and death and shit. My nightmares are chipping my front tooth 😅

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

i'm laid back because if i lean forward i'm going to federal prison.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

women are fully aware of what they're doing to you btw. that woman knows she's hurting you, she just doesn't gaf.

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

They dnt respect when u humble jus keepin it G. #THEREALME

[MarsTheMessenger @MessengerMars]

Deep fr

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i be choosing the bitch i got history with over a new bitch every time

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Statue of Liberty, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi & Gustave Eiffel, dedicated 1886, 📸’s by @natlyphoto, PannaPhoto

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

If the women with careers and shit expect you to still pay for everything why not just get a pretty cashier

[MarsTheMessenger @MessengerMars]

It’s my bedtime

[Mangordo @Moisty_Mango]

@TR3MAGNUM_ I can’t think of a bigger waste of a video game than 1 on 1 hoops

[MarsTheMessenger @MessengerMars]

Bitcoins unscrupulous connections to Epstein and the related shadow organizations was all the signal you needed to know that it was going to burn. If it’s a controlled burn that shadow organization is still in power. If it fully crashes something critical has changed in the path or plan of that group.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

You're a man,

Stop smoking weed.

Be more angry.

You are supposed to be angry.

Embrace it.