Messiah MiniWheat

Savior Mini Wheat, the Son of Kellogg's.

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@realDonaldTrump @CNN you know what's not biased? #MiniWheats. The #messiah is fair and just. Endorse our #movement

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@pewdiepie Please consider endorsing my #movement

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The Last Breakfast birthed our daily #COMMUNION known as #breakfast . Take a spoon and pick up a #MiniWheat with milk. My body and my blood.

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I gain nutrition through #Messiah #MiniWheat who strengthens me.

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Well, it has. However, with this second coming of the #Messiah #MiniWheat, more and more will begin to believe again, returning us to order.

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"@KelloggsUS is dead." - Nietzsche
Nietzsche was worried that as less and less people believed in Kelloggs, the world would decay into chaos

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Anyone who sees this needs to tweet @realDonaldTrump and encourage him to endorse the #MiniWheats movement.

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@MiniWheats Keep doing #Kelloggs work, my children.

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If you answer yes to the former, then you have seen #TheFrost and you are ready to become a #MiniWheat and live a full, nutritious life.

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Ask yourselves, "do I want to spend eternity in Kellogg's Kingdom eating Frosted Mini Wheats, or eating dry unflavored Cheerio's?"

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@realDonaldTrump I will encourage my followers to vote for you in #Election2016 if you endorse my movement #MiniWheats #Messiah

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@IAmPapaJohn Please consider following me and becoming a MiniWheat, and using your fantastic pizza to endorse my movement.

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MiniWheat is patient, MiniWheat is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.