Meleficent

Full time Mom and baker from home! I like reptiles. People...not so much. I mostly tweet the Big Brother, Survivor, my foster shittens, and video game things.

[Meleficent @MessInTX]

Well it was fun! If anyone cares I'll be over on threads. 🙃

[Joshua @JoshuaDiemert]

Jason Aldean is garbage, listen to Vandoliers https://t.co/6Qp3Tz30rW

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

You have to see Oppenheimer first. This is because Barbie lives in the world that Oppenheimer built.

[Meleficent @MessInTX]

Awesome sticker placement @GameStop this will look perfect on my display 🙃

[Gonzotrucker @gonzotrucker]

Only rich people could find a way to die on the titanic 111 years later.

[Meleficent @MessInTX]

@DaltonRoss Outstanding

[Meleficent @MessInTX]

FUCK THE GRIM REAPER. RIP Sheiky =(

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE WILDFIRES

[StreetlightManifesto @SManifesto]

MAD FREE POSTERS AND SCREEN PRINTS! We’ve stockpiled too many posters over the years! For the next 2 weeks, each order over $24 gets 3 free random posters included. We’ve had some incredible artists illustrate some awesome art over the years, get these up on your walls. NOW!

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

GIVE ME ⛽️
GIVE ME 🔥
GIVE ME 🤬 TIMO MEIER

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Someone check on that one guy from TikTok with the broom.

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Akira Himothy Schmid.

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

RaNgErS iN 4. ❌
RaNgErS iN 5. ❌
RaNgErS iN 6. ❌
RaNgErS iN 7. ❌

Devils win. ✅

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Won one. Not done.

[maha @mahaaaay]

me scrolling through bruins twitter

[Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard]

Beautiful/Anonymous fans - even if you can't make the convention, you can buy a donation only ticket to the Waffle Brunch on Sunday. All proceeds go to Make A Wish AND you'll get emailed the secret phone number we'll use for B/A calls for the rest of May. https://t.co/piRM7n8yxE

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

Not many rookie goaltenders have had numbers like this.

Take a bow, Akira Schmid.

@NJDevils | #NJDevils | #StanleyCup

[Mollie Walker @MollieeWalkerr]

#NJDevils and their 3-2 series lead over #NYR take the back page of today’s @nypost ⬇️

[kya ッ @piercethekya]

hi #njdevils twitter! i know a bunch of you who couldn’t make the game yesterday were looking for rally towels so i am giving away two extras i had!
just like & retweet this tweet to enter! i’ll pick the winner sometime tomorrow night 😁 lfgd 😈

[Meleficent @MessInTX]

@vandoliers "Louisville Slugger", the Have Nots 🙃

[nat⁷ is seeing bts @riqtidez]

KRAKEN, DEVILS, AND LEAFS WON