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We here at Messtival HQ have been very busy all winter... no, wait, that's a lie. We've just been watching and re-watching the Fyre Festival documentary, trying to figure out how they could have put on an event so much... https://t.co/PaH5vxNRvR

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Hey, you know all the weird Messtival visuals that make you wish you had five more eyes to watch them with? A lot of them were created by BITS (aka Jonah Haché), so tie up yer shoes and feast your eyes on this new video jam! https://t.co/8AvYkc5anD

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This Saturday is gonna pop like an inflatable sex sheep! Get on out to the Messtival/Capital Takeover Feb 2nd. Trampolines optional. https://t.co/4whvFgWCXm

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Hank of the Hill has never played a gig before, and probably never will again. Seems like more of a proPAIN in the butt to me. It’s a secret. No one really knows who this is. Come find out at the Messtival/Capital Takeover Feb 2nd! https://t.co/pwWVzZpOh5

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Moon Druid is a new and upcoming local DJ. He shotgunned too many gurus and went from Messtival Green Team to another lame DJ pretty quick. Catch him and all the rest of the fun at the Messtival/Capital Takeover Feb 2nd! https://t.co/9FiM11D2hm

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We're going to have some people spinnin' at the Messtival/Capital Takeover Feb 2nd shindig too! Lewcid is a local DJ/producer/spiderweb cleaner who clearly has a lot of bad dreams. https://t.co/ReDEU2yokK

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You know what? I was going to write something snarky, but Joyful Noise are too good to make fun of. Catch 'em at the Messtival/Capital Takeover Feb 2nd. <3 https://t.co/rEIrehLz6u

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Who will you find rockin' the stage for the Messtival/Capital Takeover Feb 2nd? Winter's Howl is a punk band so intense that they will tear everyone’s eyebrows off, yet rhythmic enough to nicely glue them back on. 👁 https://t.co/bysPknFiRo

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Some wise words from our FEELS GOOD frenemy, Mike Humble:

"I watched the Fyre festival doc last night and the absurdity of it all really got me thinking about how hard all the maritime festi coordinators hustle and... https://t.co/MaUNdYCyeS

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Hey y'all, didja know we're taking over The Capital Complex on February 2? And since we won't be on Messtival grounds, we'll actually be able to have fun! We've got a buncha cool bands and DJs to make sounds at us, so come... https://t.co/43dQXcwhFW

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No thanks to The East for this article full of lies and deception. The only true part is that we're taking over The Capital Complex to bring you a bunch of good bands, unlike previous festival lineups... https://t.co/SqFLxeRHNU

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Do NOT miss this super special event with Scientists Of Sound at the Tide and Boar Gastropub TONIGHT! Here's one last little nibble of trivia for y'all. See you this evening. Let's get weird!

Pink Floyd's 1988 live... https://t.co/wJ9Hrcj73b

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Our big contest winner is ______________! Send us a message to claim your tickets!

Whoa là, this is happening tomorrow night! Get yer dancin' shoes on while you eat this super cool trivia morsel.

David Bowie once... https://t.co/hdRSDISlZq

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Only two more sleeps until we get the Tide and Boar Gastropub rockin' with SOS! In the meantime, ponder this trivia tidbit.

The original full name of the band was “The Pink Floyd Sound.” The band was actually still... https://t.co/DyuZD7wZY5

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We've got a hot pair of tickets to give away! If y'all wanna boogie with Scientists Of Sound at the Tide and Boar Gastropub this Saturday, LIKE and SHARE this post to win! We'll draw for the prize this Friday, November... https://t.co/fC7UWtvbzL

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Gearing up for this awesome party this weekend! Let's get stoked all week by learning some cool facts about Daft Punk and Pink Floyd.

The Dark Side of the Moon is the third best-selling album of all time, and the... https://t.co/U3vspOE0tU

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Know what our favorite Pink Floyd song and our loyal fan base have in common ? They're both Sheep !
Now go do this Facebook contest thing and win some free tickets ya herd of bedazzled disappointment. https://t.co/shwIfpQjYZ

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Hey all you weirdos out there, do you like Pink Floyd and Daft Punk? Well then do we have a show for you freaks. Come join us at The Tide And Boar as Scientists of Sound bring you around the world to the dark side of... https://t.co/0zeiqgPkG4

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If anyone wants some coloring pages for their kids or dentist or whatever here are three three coloring pages for this year.