Natasha Ranken 🐀🧦

Reader, writer, ponderer, asker of too many questions.

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@ZiggyWearsHats It's okay to be a worm, just a squirmy little worm...

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@thankyougary__ Thank you, Gary; it fits perfectly. ^_^

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@ZiggyWearsHats Wahoo, Mimi-moo! And you got to help her get to where she's happy!

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I couldn't bake bread because I had no silk, but it's on the way. Holy crap do I have a ton of stuff in the cupboards that needed to be baked. Also, I love my stand mixer.

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I apparently share some traits with a Christmas Cactus. Once it reaches a certain temperature outside, the urge to bake and do domestic things becomes overwhelming. I have a roast and veggies in the crockpot, and cookies for other people cooling while the next batch bakes.

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@ZiggyWearsHats Pie in Repose. Madonna and Kitten. *thinking of other Renaissance type titles*

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@thocpodcast There are still temples in China that glorify this. It's icky.

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@ZiggyWearsHats "Did you drug the child, Mother?"

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@PigeonGod39 Under cuddles!

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@ZiggyWearsHats "Mother, I crave blood. My Caerbannog blood calls to me. I must destroy!"

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@ZiggyWearsHats "Aw. I'm smol again. I was dreaming about Night of the Lepus. I wanna be a kaiju!"

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@ZiggyWearsHats Longkitten is long. <3

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@ZiggyWearsHats His binkies have to load before being poinged.

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@ZiggyWearsHats So very handsome.

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The weather goes cool and dry, and my baking gene activates. I got home and it was "Hey, idiot. Go bake. And throw stuff in the crock pot."

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@ZiggyWearsHats Teepy teepy Pie. <3

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@thankyougary__ Thank you, Gary.