Hilary Caraballo Landolfa

Hilary. I've aged.

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

#WhatCAHWants
A seal pillow....
@CAH

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Well, that's a sour cream burrito... thank you #burritoburrito in New Paltz for helping us get 5 whole dollars. #CardsAgainstHumanity #giveme5dollars @CAH

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

I guess we send hair now... @CAH

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

@CAH Who has this thing?!

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

@realhughjackman Please post a video saying you like Cards Against Humanity, preferably with your shirt off, and we will donate $10,000 to charity.
Forever yours,
Cards Against Humanity LLC
@CAH

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@RealHughJackman
Dear Mr. Jackman,
We are huge fans of your hard muscles and kind eyes. You are the best actor in the world. Did you know you appear in the Cards Against Humanity instructions booklet? You always go first, regardless of how recently you pooped.

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

Well this happened... #CardsAgainstHumanity #giveme5dollars @CAH

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I emplor you #hellmanns to bring back the clamonaise! The world needs it. I need it. But most of all, @CAH needs it.
Thank you.. @Hellmanns #BringBackCLAMONAISE

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This was a good one! I'm bummed. @CAH hook up a wisdom tooth please! #CardsAgainstHumanity #giveme5dollars

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

Anyone got a shit ton of sour cream so I can make a burrito? #CardsAgainstHumanity #giveme5dollars

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#CardsAgainstHumanity

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What am I doing with my life...
#giveme5dollars #alphabeticalorder

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@bollywoodstocks This is seriously stumping me! Lol

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What does it meaaaannnn?! #CardsAgainstHumanity #giveme5dollars

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

Guys...

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@JasonClayDunn I have never been happier for any #inkmaster contestant. Knock this shit out dude!!

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

New favorite @SpikeInkMaster quote. "Isn't Jesus enough?"- @JasonClayDunn
This is why I love you.

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

Perfect subject for gradation- butts. @SpikeInkMaster @DaveNavarro

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

Idiot one, the reason most Republicans suck.

[Hilary Caraballo Landolfa @MetalNow91]

I am about two idiots away from a total freak out.