Mario El

Shorter than average guy with larger than average dreams // Lifestyle, tech and twin blogger 🏃🏃// 🏢London🌲Canterbury //

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Added a photography section to my blog, check it out!
Updated regularly 📷
https://t.co/WKzZO3EYaz
#malebloggers #photography #lbloggers

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@JackSamStrange Cyprus 2020. Yes! Come on Tamta 🙌🏻

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@BlogAboutHanney A killers mind by Zoe Bentley! Not a lot of books can keep me entertained but this one did 🤓

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@Bethanblog I'm jealous that you get to watch it for the first time!

I almost want someone to give me amnesia so that I can watch it again and not know how it ends🙈

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When a customer asks how your day is and you have to say 'it's going well' when in fact everything is going wrong and you want to go to bed.

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@LewisReed1 Asos...Amazon...boohoo...

Yeah... I have a problem 🙈

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I've been going to the same barbers since I was 5 and now that I've decided to grown my hair out, I am going back to them for the first time in 2 years.

Such an emotional reunion

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@kat_last It looks it! I can't wait 😊

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I'm so excited to be going to #aliceandthehatter canterbury for the Bloggers United Event!

I'm not sure if I'm more excited to see the venue or meet the bloggers 🤔

#kentbloggers #canterbury

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@foodandbaker Monday has treated me suspiciously well this week...

The day's not over though so I'll keep my fingers crossed! 😂

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@georgia_phelps_ I feel your pain.

I didn't realise the jumper I ordered was 'longline'. It looked like a dress on all 5ft4 of me 😫

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@nataliesstyletw Or I got insane...

Which ever happens first 🤷🏼‍♂️

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What's the protocol for when your favourite singer makes a bad song?

Curl up into a ball? Scream into a pillow? Go for an emotional walk in the rain?

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Does anyone else have PTSD from University?

Bursting into random fits of panick that you've forgotten to do a 9000 word essay due tomorrow?...

It's a good feeling when you realise that you're just a bit weird and don't actually have an essay due tomorrow 💆🏼‍♂️

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This hold music is the song from the wedding dress photoshoot in The Parent Trap.

Can they not pick up the phone? This music is cleansing my soul.

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Apparently, tripping over a weight which wasn't in your way isn't the best way to start a training session 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@TicketmasterCS Done :)

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@eleaanormay Never too late to get back into it!

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I'd almost forgotten how much I love to create content.

Visit https://t.co/sWAnoRggwB on Wednesday the 12th of December for some new, festive, content!

Guess who's feeling inspired again (me🙋🏻‍♂️).