Metaphor

Gamer, software writer, consultant, father, husband, son. Not necessarily in that order.

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Are we having fun yet?

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@Technically_PvP Thanks, big Canadian guy! We don’t deserve you.

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@WarniBob @JerryOlson1 @SecDef @JointBasePHH Lol

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@BenBryant2017 @EricLDaugh Awww, it’s rage bait guy! Shoo!

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@GroupProduct861 @SkylerforNY Aw. Bless your heart.

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@Technically_PvP I hate to hell that it’s something you even have to consider, brother.

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@KingDrayz @Technically_PvP Actually, this post is the weird one. What could you possibly not understand about why Canadians might be pissed off and want to boycott American goods? Oh, it would require empathy to understand. That’s probably why…

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@Xaryu @N_Tys26 Grats, son!

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@BelletheJanitor I’ll stand on that hill with you.

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@Maxlolrogue Hey, I know that guy. I spent my entire BG career being mistaken for him. I tried not to ruin his reputation lol.

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@Maxlolrogue Oh, your mother and I are praying. Fear not.

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@eMJayIRL Well at least you have something to look forward to, then. Hopefully the new team will be staffed with more competent team members!

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@eMJayIRL I’ll go as low as 500. That’s my final offer. =P

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@Maxlolrogue @Nicktherogue_ @Prevdoggydog @drizzy_wow Thank you, son. I didn’t know the other teammates’ Twitter accounts! Congrats to @Prevdoggydog and @drizzy_wow as well!

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Congratulations, @Nicktherogue_ and your whole Welcome to the Jungle team! @Maxlolrogue and our whole family is so proud of y’all! Even Mrs Meta, who couldn’t be bothered to worry about any eSport, watched some of your matches and cheered for you!

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@emeraldjaguar Won’t somebody think of the puppies and kittens?!? Oh, the humanity!

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@emeraldjaguar Perhaps not, but I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed it! It could have been so much worse.