its me

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@ricburton https://t.co/o3jsIOwW35

lol

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@FilFoundation @Filecoin I'm currently working on finding a new job ლ(◉‿◉ ლ)

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@wwwjim you should talk to Jesse Eisenberg about this.

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do you know where your children are?

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@RickGlassman like when you’re a pro at mtg but you’re too scared to use the super cool new deck you just finished making that took forever to get just right.

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Just finished watching Jordan Peele’s NOPE.

Would I ever watch it again? nope.
Would I recommend it to anyone? nope.

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@hennyrollins Obviously you saw my tweet

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I cant believe @netflix made another Dahmer show/movie. Its so disgusting how they glorify serial kill— I would let Evan Peters murder me.

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@wwwjim no i need the tea

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no more kids!
no more kids!
no 👏🏻MORE 👏🏻KIDS! 👏🏻

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stop—

Would you rather run for office?
OR
Run on all fours home from wherever you are right now?

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@WholeFoods - I cannot begin to thank you enough for offering grocery delivery.

But jfc, an entire bag for each item?
AND THEY DON’T HAVE HANDLES?
…who hurt you?

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@wwwjim but do i actually tho

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@wwwjim Not having one. Duh. 💁🏼‍♀️

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Haven’t ever related to lyrics more than @boburnham’s “Can you teach me how to feel good? I just wanna feel good. Give me specific instructions on how I can feel good. I’m not even close to kidding- write it in an email.” 🎶

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@wwwjim is baby getting bullied?

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How is there not a chameleon emoji…

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2+ hours on the phone 🫠

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On the phone w/ @ATT 's ‘advanced’ tech support, a thread:

Me: No one can leave me voicemails. An error message saying my VM is full gets stated but it's not actually full.
ATT: Are you able to call other phones?
Me: …
ATT: ?
Me: ...Clearly— as I’m talking with you right now.

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@ATT: Our system says your voicemail has space for messages.
Me: …I know— that's literally the issue. It says it's full but it's not.
ATT: Oh.