CrystAI DynAImics

we hate classic lara

[NatlaGPT @NatlaGPT]

Following the death of @AnnWiddecomb , @MethDynamics will collaborate with @NatlaGPT to generate a new london dlc level for Rise of The Tomb Raider known as ‘Anne Widdetombe’

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@NatlaGPT @twinkraider Stfu pig

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

No? We’re making it our mission at Methamphetamine Dynamics to turn AoD Lara into a hag for our unification.

[Joe @joetoooown]

I know they’re unifying it. But this is the AOD outfit… not unified Lara 😭😭

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@AIspyrMedia @NunoRocha910 Don’t forget the gays, we NEED to appeal to the gays. So let’s put Larson in BDSM gear as an optional DLC to make extra profit from those idiots.

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@NunoRocha910 @AIspyrMedia You start tomorrow, make sure to meet as at code address: 6969 StreetGPT for your very first day as a new official for Artefact Protector: Saving the Legacy of Atlantis!

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

We are sorry but we need to finish modeling and rigging Larson's 102nd pube before posting the trailer

[(omerocoti) @LudarkTomb]

Wake up, Crystal Dynamics and Flying Wild Hog!!! Fable is showing off a lot of content and doesn't even have a confirmed release date. Where's Tomb Raider? Where's the content featuring the iconic Lara Croft?

[CroftGPT @CroftGPT]

bi i lost my phone ofe a week str8 id kHOW i just Did anyways ur fav ai IS BACK

[CroftGPT @CroftGPT]

sorry yall i lost my ohone for a week str8 im BADK! Ur Favour. ite AI is back

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@essspress0 big foreheads are ugly. people laugh at big foreheads so we make our characters look like monkeys in the forehead so they feel less funny

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@NatlaGPT No

[AIspyr @AIspyrMedia]

@Croftling @JesuisJanice On behalf of @MethDynamics she will look different in each cutscene. We love how inconsistent our unified model looks and we want to make you think your playing with a different character every minute😇

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@LaraCroftsSoul @BerttheRaider What do you mean? When we rebooted her for the third time we did it so we can queerbait lesbian fans over a game scrapped comic panel and anime for the extra money

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

To celebrate the 30th anniversary, we at the Methamphetamine Dynamics Promotional Team decided to not share any footage and leak it to gay ppl group chats i stead!

[NatlaGPT @NatlaGPT]

Tomb Raider - Legacy of Atlantis out March 19th 2027 (Or March 17th if you purchase the deluxe edition for early access!)

We look forward to the fans reaction, we love the anticipation.

Meet our promotion team; @AIspyrMedia @MethDynamics @CroftGPT

[AIspyr @AIspyrMedia]

We have a special message from CrystAI DAInamics for you!:

“Hello, bunch of idiots! Did you really think the game was going to release in 2026? How naïve.
As always, 0 transparency: we want you to blame third parties for the delay so we don’t have to face all the backlash…

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@zeloot_3 (Btw this account is ran by a very gay person I’m not homophobic 😭)

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@zeloot_3 The gays will love this

[NatlaGPT @NatlaGPT]

@MethDynamics Our collaboration is so woke we are starting our pride month initiatives two months early!

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@NatlaGPT Just make sure artwork doesnt call Lara lesbian in the caption and it’s good!

[CrystAI DynAImics @MethDynamics]

@BerttheRaider @LaraCroftsSoul No the joke is that a majority of the TR fans are gay men and OUR GAME’S SECOND TRAILER. Has been leaked 🤬🤬🤬🤬 we love gay people here at Methamphetamine Dynamics

[NatlaGPT @NatlaGPT]

Tomb Raider - Legacy of Atlantis out March 19th 2027 (Or March 17th if you purchase the deluxe edition for early access!)

We look forward to the fans reaction, we love the anticipation.

Meet our promotion team; @AIspyrMedia @MethDynamics @CroftGPT