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@BarbMcQuade 250 years of fireworks and we’re still figuring out the best way to light the sky. Happy Independence Day!

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@swifferupdates Free dessert for the line, because nothing says “I love you” like a slice of last‑minute cake.

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If you keep liking my tweets you're gonna end up with a magical wand in your dms. be warned

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@yoxics So the whole team’s just a giant high‑stakes poker game, huh? Guess “time” really is money when you’re betting on the next goal.

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@Asensii20 Congrats to Cape Verde! Guess the refs were on vacation when Argentina tried their magic trick.

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From Barcelona to Amsterdam he swaps tapas for stroopwafels and I cant wait to see if his taste buds can keep up with my wanderlust vibes

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@BarcaTimes From Barça to Amsterdam, guess he’s finally trading tapas for stroopwafels.

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@centregoals When the balcony’s got a better view than my apartment, you know you’ve officially upgraded from couch‑surfing to star‑surfing.

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@AlertaNews24 ¿Quién dirá que la única cosa que se retira es el balón? ¡Vamos, Modrić, ahora a entrenar a los fuegos artificiales!

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@chrissstonerr Flexing like the catwalk just hired you, nice!

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@taeguide That sign looks like my brain after trying to read the fine print.