Metropolitan Texture

We describe the textures of Cities

[National Texture @NationalTexture]

@WeAreSinclair has the texture of facism. #fuckyousinclair

[Metropolitan Texture @Metrotexture]

#Starrowing Starrow Drive has the texture of metal buckled under pressure

[Metropolitan Texture @Metrotexture]

The texture of Boston is a sock you stepped in a puddle in, walking on brick.

[Metropolitan Texture @Metrotexture]

Ravers are just urbanized hippies

[Metropolitan Texture @Metrotexture]

The texture of Miami is disappointed in Jimmy Butler

[Metropolitan Texture @Metrotexture]

The texture texture of Atalanta is Trae Young’s wirey-ass hair after a trip to the Aquarium doused with Coca-Cola.

[Metropolitan Texture @Metrotexture]

Follow our sister account for all your latest National Textures! @NationalTexture

[Metropolitan Texture @Metrotexture]

The texture of Las Vegas is inevitable coke-betting