Fake Uncle Steve

Inventor of "Uncle Steve's Inner Thought."

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[Prof. Jeffrey Lax @CUNY_Prof]

@Tim_Walz's selection as VP nominee was praised BOTH by

1) The anti-Israel squad (AOC, Ilhan Omar, Bowman, Pressley); and

2) The @DemMaj4Israel and other left wing Jewish groups

Who's been fooled?

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

What do you get when you cross John Kruk and Mackey Sasser?

You know this one!

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

Memorize the pitchers, win Mets trivia contests for years to come...

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

THANK FREAKING GOD THIS WAS NOT THE METS FIRST NO HITTER.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

Absolutely brilliant call by Gary.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

IMAGINE HOW HORRIFYING THIS WOULD BE IF JOHAN NEVER THREW THE NO-NO!

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@nymets945 Even if only for the trumpets, yes.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@ABSports99 Neither is a no-hitter when you give up a hit!

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

The Mets are 3 outs away from pitching their first ACTUAL no-hitter.

#JohanGaveUpaHitCalledFoul
https://t.co/oi47IUVwHW

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@ChristinaMets15 @moonknight psyched to see this but then I remembered that you liked The Batman ;)

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

We have a real owner now.
We have a real manager.
We have a fake owner parody Twitter.

Things should be feeling different these days. #LFGM!

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

If deGrom had started tonight, Mets would have lost, 1-0. So, yeh, we miss him but, hey, we're through one deGrom missed start now with a W.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

Love how upset and annoyed Buck seems after a win. Forever, Mets managers acted all happy about growth after losses.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@ChristinaMets15 He assaulted a comedian for a joke. You cannot do that. He's lucky Rock didn't press charges.
You are right on the other point; but the answer isn't not punishing an assaulter; it's punishing (more harshly) the losers you mentioned.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@ChristinaMets15 Did you notice the Soundtrack?

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@ChristinaMets15 Hated. Every. Second.

And if you are a Star Wars fan, as I know you are! It's even worse. Complete total 1000 billion percent knock off of the Darth Vader theme. Batman's new theme is LITERALLY the same music, note for note! Only difference is one 1/4 note where vader has full.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

For my Jewish friends. You're welcome!
https://t.co/O0Gci8YM6G

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@ChristinaMets15 I hope this is just a joke! Baseball is still baseball. Great thing to share with someone regardless of their team!
Besides-- you pitch! Who's more likely to agree to catch you? A yankees fan or an opera enthusiast?

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@JonHeyman This is Donald Tromp's nephew.

[Fake Uncle Steve @Mets_Owner]

@ChristinaMets15 Donald Tromp's nephew.