Mets in Stitches

Mets content creator (cartoons, memes, A.I.) living life in the mountains of CO. I know ball but mostly chose the parody route. Former host of "Gare Affair."

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Taylor Swift on meeting Pat Mahomes:

"Unbelievable. Mahomes made 39 relief appearances in 1999 for the Mets and posted an 8-0 record with a 3.68 ERA and helped the Mets win the NL Wild Card. He even drove in the winning run and got the win in Chicago that year."

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@The7Line Soto and Brazoban

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@SheaParkingLot @SNY_Mets @patchmanphil He gets it.

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He went to Jared.

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We've reached the point where Murph is singing like a drunk Irishman.

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Sleepy Semien

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I was saying…

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Let's see of Carlos Mendozed-Off finally moves Bichette down the order and let's Ewing (who is struggling, too) be a catalyst with Soto behind him.

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@Mets He Brazos but he does not ban!

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Let's see of Carlos Mendozed-Off finally moves Bichette down the order and let's Ewing (who is struggling, too) be a catalyst with Soto behind him.

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Was doing some Googling about the buildings in the Mets logo and came across this re-imagining? Thoughts?

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The Mets 25th extra inning game.

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Bichette has posed no threat outside a few games in DC yet Mendozed Off keeps putting him in the two-hole.

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That play was a terrible at bat by Baty regardless of what the umpires called.

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9 pitch Taffer for Manaea.

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@realblack14 Im nervous about him and Gare and the whole “net negative” thing.

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He went to Jared.