Alexis Mettle

[𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 @TheWarKitchen]

The sandwich is a marvelous invention. Bread. And then anything between. From ice cream, smoked salmon to good brisket. There's unlimited permutations. It's truly the ONLY food in the world you could eat everyday and not get bored. It's as healthy and unhealthy as you want it to be. You need to be sandwich maxxing.

[Rich Gugg @RichGugg]

Why are cheeseburgers unhealthy. If I had a salad with ground beef and a slice of bread people would be dickriding how fucking healthy it is

[Coastal Country Club @ccmembersonly]

I always called the early period of child raising the “blurry days.”

My wife took this picture of me awhile ago and I wasn’t even sure which of my children this is.

This what life feels like in this era. Moving so fast and you can hardly remember it.

[Tara @EmbracingTara]

All natural labor causes the baby mild "distress" in a sense. Your body is literally pushing them through the birth canal. It's completely normal for their heart rate to dip during contractions and rebound during rest. When labor unfolds naturally, this is not a concern.

However - most inductions are completely unnecessary and dangerous because the artificial pitocin they're pumping through women to induce them causes such violent contractions that put the baby in *actual* distress.

Then, that cascade of interventions ends in them unnecessarily cutting the baby out of you and next thing you know you're on social media telling everyone how a C-section "saved your baby's life" when the hospital actually caused it by inducing you.

It's an insane toxic cycle.

Anyway, my longest pregnancy cooked until 43 weeks. And I knew my dates because all babies were planned.

Perfect freebirth. At 41 years old, mind you.

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

OBAMA MADE AMERICANS BUY HEALTH INSURANCE, OR YOU PAID A FINE!

BIDEN MADE YOU TAKE A SHOT, OR YOU LOST YOUR JOB!!

TELL ME AGAIN, HOW TRUMP IS A FASCIST DICTATOR??

[Real_Housewives @chiccestlabravo]

The thing is a scandal where there was a divorce then someone dating an ex/friend would have been AMAZING reality TV but now everyone wants to pretend like they’ve never done anything wrong and Amanda/West should be shunned for life.

This shit is ruining shows #summerhouse

[Daughter of Wolves @Alicia_Bittle_]

I’m all for necessary medical interventions. Thank God we have them.

But the fact that we have women opting to undergo MAJOR SURGERY instead of natural childbirth is an issue.

You can’t soft 75 yourself out of discomfort and uncertainty. And I think that’s exactly what this is.

Some women today would prefer the certainty of surgical recovery pain to the uncertain pain of labor.

How long will it last?
Will I tear?
Will the baby be ok?
Will I be ok?

A woman has to face herself more intimately than she ever has before during labor.

And that’s scary. Even for the women who are grounded securely in their most natural selves.

Certain aspects of natural labor will ALWAYS be uncomfortable, but we as a society need to change the belief that discomfort = bad.

[Jim Rose @JimRoseAF]

You always know that some celebrities you admire will sell out eventually, but the South Park guys selling out was a really hard and unexpected pill to swallow. Thought they were different. I was wrong.

[JR- bravo addict @joyrosenberg]

Omg I’m obsessed with the #whitelotus and having Jennifer on !! So good!

#RHOBH

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

This is what pro life is supposed to mean btw

[Max ⛅ @maxisawesome538]

Stop making blueberries bigger. Stop it. They are big enough. They were fine to begin with. We don't need jumbo or gigantic or giga blueberries. They're fine already.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The moment Rob gifted Maura Higgins a Birkin #TheTraitorsUS

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

My girlfriend laughs at me and says it never happened. Am I the only one who remembers when Pizza Hut was a fancy sit-down restaurant? You had a waitress, red tablecloths, those red bumpy cups, a salad bar, and a jukebox. It was an event!

[s mommy @thecavemommy]

Other 2 year olds watching education videos: “Ms. Rachel”

My 2 year old: “How to Build a shed”

[Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree]

Love your spouse well.

Raise and discipline your children with patience and consistency.

Eat real meals together.

Keep promises.

A strong marriage and stable home is the single most revolutionary thing most people can do these days.

[a. @jjoeypotter]

anybody that fell for the blake lively smear campaign how does it feel to be utterly stupid

[alana :3 @hippiesuck_]

obsessed with reading stories about first labors being 24+ hours and second labors being like 3 hours

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

I'm a single issue voter, I want the warm lights back.

Streetlights are too blue. Headlights are too bright. It's a crime against nature and God.

We need to demand 2800K or below color balance for all outdoor lights. Some cities regulate 3000k max, that's still too damn blue.