"I'ᴍ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ! I'ᴍ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ALL ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ!"
× #PersonaRP | #Persona5RP
× #MVRP OC × Matches detail
× Serious | Crack
× All art is my own!
× Not super active, just here to chill!
× They are led by Igor's botched creation, Fwed (the Embodiment of Hoe), who is determined to harvest as much clout as possible. Before Igor could fix his mistake, Fwed escaped to inflict herself unto the world.
"I'ᴍ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ! I'ᴍ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ALL ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ!"
× #PersonaRP | #Persona5RP
× #MVRP OC × Matches detail
× Serious | Crack
× All art is my own!
× Not super active, just here to chill!
× Thot Patrol is a rival thief group opposing the Phantom Thieves. They attempt to desperately one-up the Phantom Thieves at every juncture, and continue to fail spectacularly. They are Not Smart.
"And we're like ... we're not 'criminal' bad, be we don't fuckin' fit in here either. What if he comes after us trying to 'help'??? He's already cornered us a few times asking if we want to 'talk'."
Okay maybe she's paranoid. But she doesn't like doctors anyway.
Char scoffs. "Girl, I'm not mentally qualified to deal with whatever 'emotional turmoils' someone like you has."
Regardless, she prods at the vending machine again, bending to retrieve another can of soda. Wordlessly, she pushes it into Akio's hands.
"So get your game-face on."
"New guy seems pretty harmless. But I want that therapist outta here. Everyone thinks he's hot shit, but whatever I read in his notes seems /off/. Like, why is he so fixated on the new guy? 'Cognition'? Sounds fucked up to me."
Char wrinkles her nose at the thought.
Char squints at Akio, popping open her can. "Brains, right. Let me guess, Doctor Dickweed has been trying to lure you into his office too? Is /that/ why you're laying low?"
"Whatever saves me from getting interrogated about my damn /ffffeeeeeelings/ by Doctor Labcoat," Char sighs, reaching over Akio's shoulder and thumbing some change into the machine.
She prods the button for a Cielo Mist. "If you've got a plan, I'm all ears. Lay it on me."
"All I know is that he a) has a cat, b) lives in a cafe over in Yongen, and c) is definitely doing something fishy and possibly unethical with Maruki."
Wait, she gets paid?
"Girl, do you have any idea how hard it is to tail someone in Japan lookin' like this???"
Char gestures to her stark red hair, which definitely sticks out in a sea of black and brown. "Plus I think he has a guard cat??? The thing meows when I get close."
Should she also bring up the fact that Kurusu /talks/ to his cat? That's probably not weird, right? Maybe it's his only friend; its not like he fits in at school.
"Maruki's not gonna work anymore either - he keeps /catching/ me and trying to like ... talk to me about England."