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[kevin @Mezick33]

Pescatarian sounds like a religious denomination

[kevin @Mezick33]

People from Connecticut love Cape Cod chips

[kevin @Mezick33]

@brownsugaaaa3 There’s a 20 year old with an A24 movie in theaters rn

[kevin @Mezick33]

The name Tage is short for Advantageous

[kevin @Mezick33]

@shalashaska098 @ZachCav Kinda ridiculous they’re contractually obligated to deal w/ the media but that’s what keeps the ecosystem alive I guess

[kevin @Mezick33]

@shalashaska098 @ZachCav Kind of a dismissive take, they’re still humans who can be affected by the ego of victory or the shame of defeat. Gotta keep your guys focused, they’re only halfway there. I think it’s a good coaching move, and I don’t even like torts

[kevin @Mezick33]

Being the person whose job is to track the world’s oldest people must feel like a hamster on a wheel

[kevin @Mezick33]

LIC feels like an early GTA game that has a lot of tall buildings but you can’t interact with them

[kevin @Mezick33]

The homicide rate would go up exponentially if they let people communicate their road rage beyond honks, beeps, and middle fingers

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[kevin @Mezick33]

And it���s not even about what the gear does, it’s just about having it. The function of the gear is the excuse you use to buy the gear

[kevin @Mezick33]

Every man has a point in their life where they really get into gear

[kevin @Mezick33]

Every man has a point in their life where they really get into gear

[kevin @Mezick33]

I don’t think, therefore I’m not

[kevin @Mezick33]

An occasional ham sandwich when you’re drunk or in Europe is okay though

[kevin @Mezick33]

My prefrontal cortex developed and now I get excited about leftovers in my fridge

[kevin @Mezick33]

We’re hopescrolling in 2026

[kevin @Mezick33]

I feel like people love podcasts because they’re manufactured virtual friend groups they can hang out with every week

And they basically cosplay being the lamest one in the group who listens to everyone else talk

[kevin @Mezick33]

AI son or LinkedIn daughter?

[kevin @Mezick33]

The Strokes make music for people who are yearners in denial

[kevin @Mezick33]

Imagine being on death row and sending your final meal back because they cooked it wrong