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Keeping the good people of Mystic Falls safe from dangerous predators since 1864.

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@TVDFireplace "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" is a favorite of mine. Good cautionary tale, too. Happens more than you might think.

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@TVDMansion True story.

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Poor Carol. I told her to wait 30 minutes before swimming...

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Stefan came over. He's crying again. #NewDrinkingGame

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British Guy keeps going on about the "beautiful symmetry" of Tyler's mom. No more anime night for him... #DeaththeKid

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He would be bad even if he weren't sobbing uncontrollably.

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Damon was supposed to be by to pick up Stefan an hour ago. He's been belting out "Rolling in the Deep" all afternoon. #GiveMeBackMyStereo

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We had an exterminator in town, but that Gilbert chick chased him off. It's too bad. I think he really understood my love of killing vermin.

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Stefan just walked in demanding a tub of ice cream, at least five sorority girls, a Taylor Swift cd, and a dropcloth... #Confused

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Matt's been on my laptop for 2 days. Keeps muttering bout "hunter tattoos" and "monsters". Glad he's taking our possum problem seriously.

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Matt showed up with a neck wound and a chip on his shoulder. He must be trying to tame a possum again. I think it gave him rabies.

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As soon as Matt wakes up, he's going to get a refresher on the "tranqs are not roofies" pamphlet.

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Elijah's worried that Elena might have possum-rabies now. Someone should tell the Salvatores, its transmissable through saliva.

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Elijah and his Hot Sister are pretty down tonight. We're going to do some Jell-O shots and watch "The Notebook". @MysticFallsFH , you in?

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"We’re going to see a very different side to her NEXT SEASON. A side of her that wants a love that “COMSUMES” her.” — Carina M. #DELENA

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Dear Stefan, if you hadn't hovered there mime-arguing with Elena, you might have had enough time to go back... #JustSayin #TVD

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@TikisGrandad I taught him everything he knows about sewing. I had to measure his inseam at least thirty times when we made his. Good times.

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@DamonsArmy I support organizing people by hair color too.

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Imagine if endgame was Damon&Elena and Stefan&Caroline! Haha unlikely but funny to imagine

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I asked Damon if he wanted to play Dead or Alive with me. He said "both".