MattBauer

Mets, Rangers, Giants, Virginia tech Graduate, hospitality professional

[MattBauer @Mfbauer24]

@MurrayHillGuy1 They are poisoning us in America to keep you sick and having to pay for medicine and doctors… doctors are paid to keep people sick

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

Knicks are in the midst of the most dominant run EVER in the post season OR regular season - 12 in a row, +272 point differential

So yes, that means it is a better run than Jordan, Magic, Bird, Shaq, Kobe, Steph or Duncan EVER had

Yet they are STILL disrespected

+6.5 is ABSURD

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

Knicks.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

There’s an intern somewhere in Murray Hill waking up in Becky’s bed after a 2:30 AM Bella Union exit.

Absolute death hangover. Shirt wrinkled. Phone on 7%.

Yet somehow he doesn’t feel a thing.

Throws on a suit, orders a bacon egg & cheese, and heads to his JPM internship that he got through his dad’s golf buddy.

Life has never been better.

[Katie Zacharia @KatieZacharia]

Is this a joke? The Senate doesn’t pass the SAVE America Act, but the House passes a bill to send $9 billion more to Ukraine?

Veto!

[James Li @5149jamesli]

So I guess we can stop pretending to be a sovereign nation at this point.

Stop paying taxes, boycott everything, burn it all down.

[BBALLBREAKDOWN @bballbreakdown]

Jimmy, bubbele, this is completely legal. Left foot is the gather. Jump stop is step 1. Either foot can be the pivot foot. Right foot steps, establishing left foot as pivot. Left doesn't move an inch til the jump. Perfection. 🎥 @BenStiller

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

Has NYC ever been more alive ? This is hilarious.

[MattBauer @Mfbauer24]

@DebtCliff @MurrayHillGuy1 You are right sir hahaha

[Clem @TheClemReport]

Doesn't mean anything unless they do it against the Monstars

[Paul Gelb @PaulGelb]

NBA Finals Refs were looking at the Spurs grabbing Brunson’s Jersey, no whistle.

Spurs 7 free throws
Knicks: 0 free throws

[MattBauer @Mfbauer24]

@DanBartels2 Stand up and say it for everyone in the back of the room.

[MattBauer @Mfbauer24]

@BalisticWhippet She has a great ass as well

[Master Flip 🇩🇴 @Masterflip_]

At full strength, this should be the Mets everyday lineup; #LGM

RF Benge
SS Lindor
LF Soto
3B Bichette
DH Polanco
1B Young
C Alvarez
CF Ewing
2B Semien

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Your husband notices more than you think.

1/5

[Crissy Froyd @crissy_froyd]

Got some more news for ya in the next 48 hours 🫢

[Clem @TheClemReport]

To all my fellow bird people, this is our king

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

He got my attention with the crow.

I stopped everything I was doing with the Canada goose.

My jaw hit the floor with the red tail hawk.