Faye

I said what I said

[Faye @MFCicero]

Jack Harlow looks like he’s on Rumspringa

[Faye @MFCicero]

What’s more humbling than waiting for the bartender to pick you

[Faye @MFCicero]

My credit card company sent a “this you??” email after I made a purchase at Walmart which is so funny to me but also in the year of 2023 we all have to be budget girlies

[Faye @MFCicero]

How many people have you accidentally video called on Snapchat today

[Faye @MFCicero]

It’s so much easier to be your best self on a Friday

[Faye @MFCicero]

Is bringing foreign rocks into the states frowned upon?

[Faye @MFCicero]

DJs are kind of wild

[Faye @MFCicero]

@the_real_persk Can you make this happen

[Faye @MFCicero]

Hear me out. out of office responses for text messages

[Faye @MFCicero]

SOS how do we get rid of this creepy robot

[Faye @MFCicero]

@lizcalvey77 @kgwaitro @JmacAttack27 HAHA and then they moved us inside but there was flooding

[Faye @MFCicero]

@odog16 lol interest in participating? You tee’d this up horribly

[Faye @MFCicero]

Can we all agree that half slices are not the appropriate cucumber cut for a salad bar

[Faye @MFCicero]

It finally happened I cut it too close and had to full out sprint through Cleveland Hopkins. No further comments at this time I’m still wheezing

[Faye @MFCicero]

Nothing a shot of espresso and some sunshine can’t fix

[Faye @MFCicero]

I’m having a Mia Thermopolis catch a falling star and put it in your pocket kind of day

[Faye @MFCicero]

How’s everybody storing their air mattress?? bffr if you think I’m able to fold it back up

[Faye @MFCicero]

I can’t promise productivity but if anyone’s looking for ‘hype me up to do my office job’ vibes may I recommend T-Pain radio on Spotify

[Faye @MFCicero]

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a day without at least one miscommunication

[Faye @MFCicero]

A bouncer just looked at me and said wow I hope comedy isn’t your day job ma’am, so if anyone notices me pulling back it’s for good reason because he’s right