Matthew Hemming

Jester

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The newest Worst on Purpose essay succinctly tackles systematic suckitude in American restaurant and institutional food: https://t.co/saMJcfAEio

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We undertook a family road trip, to show the children the sea, and when we were half-way there I stopped the car and headed back home, citing A.I. efficiencies.

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Told my boss I’d be coming in late today, citing AI efficiencies.

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@CreamCracked Deal. https://t.co/wA6DevdauS

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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY DECADE. Later, in the distant future, I'd comfort myself imagining it over, and the world works itself out on long enough timescales, but now it’s only 2026 and I’m stuck back here in the present with no sense of historical perspective to soften the blow.

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Winter Self-Portrait with Imaginary Scarf (2025)

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I feel like I have a part-time job logging into things. Why, God?

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"Vanishing Ice" (2023) is a short documentary made by Very Good Studios for the United Nations Development Programme, exhibiting this week at the COP28 Climate Jamboree in Dubai. Warning: Content may be depressing.
https://t.co/X3hsv4TubH

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Formic Horn II https://t.co/giMQrQ1A6k

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Formic Horn. https://t.co/nKjpZ6IxCv

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Joyeux Noël! https://t.co/Qyq9SCdYZL

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Sigfried’s chicken pot pie. https://t.co/ifYyNwNWeQ

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Predation. https://t.co/ZxNivoxXhr

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Rescue the Space Baby! @ St. John Ambulance Barrie Simcoe Muskoka https://t.co/NcSlOmO4sp

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Blood and Ice https://t.co/BR513uFcEO

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Hello, Canada? Time to vote!

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“The Overduck” https://t.co/uAQq0R9M5j

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Our sincere thanks to Very Good Studios. Year after year, the creative team produces an exciting, uplifting and memorable opening smash reel for the National Magazine Awards. This year's masterpiece will be revealed on June 11, 2021. https://t.co/W94XqW42y2

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Ding-dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch. Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead!

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Marvin K. Mooney will you please go now?