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[🇹🇷ᴮᴶᴷ @7urkk]

irans keeper could stop israeli missiles blud. what a guy.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

what people think sunlight does:

- burns you
- gives you cancer

what it really does:

- lowers the risk of almost all deadly cancers
- boosts testosterone
- increases cardiac output
- lowers blood pressure
- reduces blood glucose
- lowers cholesterol
- makes you more attractive
- increases libido

sunlight is a miracle forgotten health cure, because dermatologists have freaked us out about a little skin aging

[AB @AB84]

After sex you have to text her and ask if she enjoyed It. Keep her reply as receipt of service because rape accusations can emerge at any time!

[adri @adrifdzzzzzz]

solo un verdadero cagador conoce y sabe que es esta marca roja

[Prime Tate @primetateHQ]

🚨JUST IN: Andrew Tate GOES OFF on white men celebrating the FIFA World Cup 2026:

“They won’t save their countries, they won’t stop migration, but when there’s a football game they all get together and jump up and down.“

“I’m losing all respect for white men at this point.“

[LB @LBLFC_]

Oooooo look at me! I'm Ismalia Sarr, and I only score against Liverpool. Dickhead.

[Nationalist @euronationalizt]

Quitting my job so I can focus on summer

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

jiggle her arm fat mid argument, bet she’ll shut the fuck up

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Did you know that if you put 100 black ants and 100 red ants together in a jar, they usually coexist peacefully? But if you shake the jar hard, they immediately turn on each other and start killing one another. The red ants see the black ants as enemies, and the black ants see the red ants as enemies. Yet the real enemy is the one shaking the jar.
The same thing happens in human society. Before we turn on each other, we should stop and ask ourselves: who is shaking the jar?

[Tife @whoistife_x]

may our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider.

[rachel @rachcorrine]

Single guys need to be joy maxxing. Hanging with friends. Grilling. Lifting weights. Eating steaks. Enjoying a hobby. Grabbing beers. Hitting on girls. Getting rejected (the right one won’t). Laughing about it. Wood working. Side hustling. Reading. Learning niche facts. Locking in. Working hard. Just fully living and enjoying their lives. It’s very attractive when you love your life. It’s very attractive when your life is full. Law of attraction baby. You attract what you are.

[The Carnivore RN @wilsonhlthcoach]

"How can you afford to do carnivore?"

Carnivore seems expensive until you realize we're not eating multiple times a day.

We're not buying snacks, supplements, protein powders, shakes, smoothies, greens drinks, or takeout food.

We're not buying vitamins, pills, skin or hair care products, or prescriptions.

When you actually do carnivore, you wonder how people can afford not to do it.

[S @SibiLFC]

Liverpool won the derby, sun is out, Arsenal bottled the league 4 times in a row

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Haaland at full-time singing “oooh sometimes I get a good feeling” is absolutely sending me, man. Hahahaa. What a troll. 😂​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ https://t.co/e32DRsZYOm

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Spurs fans watching Arsenal bottle the league whilst they’re sat in 18th

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

[sley @sley_Xk]

she's not special, you romanticized her and deluded yourself. You were okay before her and you will be okay after her

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

How life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

White boy summer 2026:
- Cigarettes
- Mediterranean Sea
- Steak and eggs
- Double linen
- Hot brunette
- Oysters
- Golden tan
- Double espressos
- 10k+ steps

[Amogh @guyfromhills]

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns