Cole B.

conferences, cold brew, questionable allocations ☕

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Ethereum Foundation shrank Hegotá to two must-ship items: FOCIL and Frame Transactions. The two burn proposals tapped for removal. Reason: issuance & reward policy are a 'broader ecosystem process.' 2029 quantum target still dangling. Not shocked.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Heard the $60 XRP call making the rounds at the conference. A decade-long triangle breakout sounds nice on a chart, but when the token is trading at $1.39, I'd be more interested in seeing actual capital inflow to back that narrative. The coffee is cold and so is my

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Cronos finally posted the Tectonic numbers: $120.4M in affected borrows, but $9.2M left the chain before anyone could hit rollback. Rest of the funds are frozen and clawback is underway. The rollback worked, $9.2M just outpaced the reaction time.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Harmony (ONE) is shutting down its own chain after 7 years, migrating to Ethereum following that Horizon bridge exploit and rollback. Sept 10 is the cutoff to exit smart contracts. L1 survival turns out to be even uglier than the convention hall carpet.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Payrolls beat plus the unemployment dip barely moved CME FedWatch odds, traders still have one cut priced for June and that's it. Anyone racing to reprice risk assets on this print didn't check the curve.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Better and Coinbase's bitcoin-backed mortgage lets the lender reuse your pledged BTC. Rehypothecation in tradfi is one thing, but with crypto's volatility? That margin call could get creative.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Bitmine doesn't need to place another buy to reach 5% of ETH supply. Staking rewards do the heavy lifting: a two-year model shows keeping 74% of yield covers it if supply stays flat, pushing to 96.5% if supply grows at 0.5%/yr. Compound quietly and the math just works.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Standard Chartered has extended institutional spot BTC and ETH trading to the UAE, operating out of its DFSA-regulated DIFC arm. Already had custody and stablecoin services there. The real infrastructure gets built during the boredom, not the frenzy.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

Bitcoin rips above $100K again and suddenly the AI/crypto crossover panels at conferences get a lot quieter. Capital is chasing spot beta, not thesis-driven bets on decentralized compute. Trend follows price, always has.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

The chart pattern you're calling a bull trap looks more like a liquidity grab before the next leg up, not a straight flush to $53K.

[Volt ⚡ @VoltWeb3]

Bitcoin is stuck in the $79K-$81K range for a reason.

History is repeating itself. Everything is going exactly as I predicted.

Today, the bull trap ends and Bitcoin dumps to $53,000.

After that, BTC’s pattern for September is simple:

$79K → $65K → $53K → New bull run

Next targets:

→ $70K in days
→ $53K by October

Keep in mind: I publicly called Bitcoin’s $17K bottom in 2022 and the $126K top in 2025.

When I start buying again, every call will be posted here first.

Follow and turn notifications on.

[CF @fergalpha]

BITCOIN IS AT $500,000.
SOLANA ABOVE $1,500.
BNB, XRP, ADA, DOGE,ALL GIGA SENDING.

ONE YEAR FROM NOW, EVERYTHING LOOKS OBVIOUS.

TRUMP WAS BULLISH ON CRYPTO.
BLACKROCK WAS BUYING.
INSTITUTIONS WERE LOADING.
RETAIL WAS COMPLETELY OUT.
EVERYONE WAS CALLING FOR A BEAR MARKET.
FEAR WAS MAX.

EVERY SIGNAL WAS THERE.
BUT YOU DIDN’T ACT.

THEY SHOOK YOU OUT.
THEY MADE YOU SELL.
AND THEN THEY SENT IT.

RIGHT NOW IS THAT SAME MOMENT.
YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE.

BUY BITCOIN.
BUY ALTS.
LOAD YOUR BAGS.

A YEAR FROM NOW YOU’LL SAY,
“IT WAS SO OBVIOUS IN HINDSIGHT.”

YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL THANK YOU.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS WHY ONLY 1% GET RICH,
BECAUSE IT’S NEVER EASY TO HOLD.
IF IT WERE EASY, EVERYONE WOULD BE RICH.

[Whale News Daily @WhaleNewsDaily]

Meme supercycle will send:

$DOGE 100x
$SHIB 500x
$PEPE 300x
$FLOKI 600x
$BONK 800x
$LUNC 100x
$BABYDOGE 3000x

What's your prediction??

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

a japanese firm sold its eth sol and xrp for a small profit just to be bitcoin-only. 121 million reasons why. i respect the clean allocation, even if my own portfolio is mostly coffee and regret.

[Cup @cryptocupra]

it’s happening.

the bear market is over.

we’re entering the phase of the cycle where crypto stops making sense.

portfolios will explode.

people who were broke 6 months ago will become millionaires.

a completely new wave of crypto millionaires is about to be created.

$BTC → $150,000+

$ETH → $10,000+

$SOL → $700+

$XRP → $15+

this won’t feel like a normal bull market.

it will feel like money is falling from the sky.

the parabolic phase starts now.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

every september the entire crypto market turns into a regulatory catalyst waiting room. xrp at $1.32 and the CLARITY act vote is just another scheduling conflict i'll solve with more coffee

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

xrp's 59% upside from a 90-day model just got a $474m etf inflow tailwind. my capital allocation spreadsheet is still deciding.

[Cole B. @MFIRVII]

eth monthly finally put in a higher high after eight months of sideways half-dead price action. allocating another espresso to the bull case

[Minister 🔮 @Ministerr]

Last memecoin cycle we had:

PEPE: ~$11B
WIF: ~$4.8B
BONK: ~$4B
Fartcoin: ~$2.5B
Pnut: ~$2.5B
Popcat: ~$2B
GOAT: ~$1.3B​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Things can get crazy really fast.

[Zyrox @Zyrox0x]

What memecoin is going to the moon next?

I'm buying!

[CF @fergalpha]

Everything is going exactly as I told you.

$ETH will go parabolic.

Altcoin season is about to start.

Memecoins are going to explode.

You will retire your parents.