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We may be getting old but none of us will ever be older than Wink. We also will never act our age when together.

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“What the Women’s March Cost One Founder” by @alyssabereznak https://t.co/PgmImNtUIT

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Sources: Kidney Shifters hacked Log Jammers Yahoo! account and started Markus Wheeton. That's the only way to explain that move.

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From the Elias Sports Bureau: Log Jammers is on pace to make 130 moves by the playoffs. The pot might be pretty sweet this year.

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3/3 fucking joke. Get over it, you hypothetical pussy.

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2/3 office and my previous tweets are scoured by assholes in the media with nothing better to do, the tweet about hitting your family was a

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1/3 For the record, the MFL does not condone domestic abuse. It is awful and disgusting. If for whatever reason I become famous or run of

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@jdp247 If you win the MFL in the first two years of Lyra's life, we're taking that lucky-charm shit-machine to Vegas next year.

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2. If you're going to take frustrations out on your family, hit them in spots covered by clothes. A black eye is a domestic abuse give away.

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And don't forget these imports MFL Game Day Rules: 1. Drinking starts at 7:30am if you don't have kids and 10am if you do.

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Luck to @wink_mike and @jesse_stank in their match up of teams that missed the 2014 postseason. Try not to embarrass yourselves this season!

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Welcome to Game Day. Today, Kidney Shifters begins his title defense if full. Good luck to our Commissioner, may he never go Goodell-crazy.

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55 days until the 2015 NFL season kicks off. I just read that somewhere, I don't feel like counting the days until the MFL draft.