Mark Flippance

Ex Police. Kickboxer. Security for TV & Film industry. Coffee Lover. Having my own opinion subject to the wife's approval.

[The Farmer's Dog @FamersDog]

An update and a message from Jeremy.

“Thank you so much for all the kind messages I've had but now, an announcement.”

[United Canada 🇨🇦 @UnitedCanucks26]

Retweet if you stand by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni against Trump. Her Quote ‘Italy And I Never Beg’ 🇮🇹
Canada and Greenland never beg either. 🇨🇦🇬🇱

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@AB_Camping Oops 🤦

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@AB_Camping Absolutely fantastic news, I really enjoy your trips in Buddy. It's another string to your bow on the types of camping videos you produce. And yes, as you say it's still camping 👍

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Of course.

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@ClarksonsFarm1 No!

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

I will never buy cheap imported chlorinated chicken.

Imported produce should meet at least the same standards that British farmers are expected/required to uphold.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times.

They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@Neccccy Fuck YES.

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Dine-dashers who ran up a £540 bill at a steakhouse and then legged it without paying are being hunted by police.

A group of people enjoyed a slap-up meal at Miller & Carter in Kettering on April 6 between 5pm and 7.10pm before calmly walking out leaving the £539.70 tab unpaid.

Northamptonshire Police have now released CCTV images of the suspects and are appealing for anyone who recognises them to come forward.

It’s the second time in weeks the same branch has been hit by dine-and-dashers.

Anyone with information should call police on 101 quoting incident number 26000213409.

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@mobinfiltrator Ex job, yes

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

If I was in a fight with a man armed with a weapon that could kill me, I would not stop until said man was at least unconscious.

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6…

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@realrabbilinda Oh just shut the fuck up..

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@adje__ What would you prefer a size 9 boot or a 9mm bullet to the head. If a FAO had arrived first he would most likely be in a body bag.

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@Neccccy Fuck YES

[Mark Flippance @MFlippance]

@eddcoles If a FAO was first on scene it would have been a 9mm to the head and not a size 9 boot.

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

100% justified and probably (for the suspect) preferable to being shot numerous times in the face, which would happen in any other European country. Credit to those officers in the face of the IOPC ghouls, who will relish investigating them.

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

Should the Trump back Argentina on the Falklands, here’s 13 US bases the UK closes overnight, manned by 12000 Americans it kicks out.

🇺🇸 RAF Lakenheath - F-35s, F-15s
🇺🇸 RAF Mildenhall - refuelling & special ops
🇺🇸 RAF Croughton - CIA’s European tech hub
🇺🇸 RAF Menwith Hill - NSA’s biggest overseas listening post
🇺🇸 RAF Fairford - B-52 launch pad
🇺🇸 RAF Fylingdales - missile early warning
🇺🇸 RAF Alconbury - intelligence support
🇺🇸 RAF Molesworth - joint intelligence ops
🇺🇸 RAF Welford - Europe’s 2nd biggest weapons store
🇺🇸 RAF Feltwell - support to Lakenheath/Mildenhall
🇺🇸 RAF Barford St John - comms relay
🇺🇸 RAF Blenheim Crescent - admin/support

Plus Diego Garcia - the B-2 bomber base the UK leases to the US for free, all gone after we “reassess our support”.