Mike Flynn

sorry

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

@BVACCS We’re not talking about the other issues though. We’re talking about a guy who was openly racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted, etc.. At work, no less. You do bad things, bad things happen. Those other guys will get theirs when the time comes, but for now Gruden got his

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

I’m washed up. Last tweet was 5 months ago, restarted with 2 (now 3) rough ones.. I’m gonna sit a few plays out, head back to the stands to cheer everyone on from the sideline

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Do babies drink water? I don’t think so, but why don’t they turn into beef jerky from the constant dehydration? I refuse to Google this.

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

I should’ve seen this coming. Mere hours after I tweet this, I’m trending (again)

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Just to clear the air, I am not the Michael Flynn referenced here. Trump has not pardoned me for any of the crimes I have committed, which include parking in a private lot and parking in a school zone (allegedly)

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

Trump Pardons Michael Flynn, Who Pleaded Guilty To Lying About Russia Contact https://t.co/1EQCYFNp7I

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Luke ���League leader in homeruns, better than Mike Trout, next coming of Babe Ruth” Voit

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Isn’t this the song about playing baseball in the bathroom?

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Clint Frazier is better than your team’s best outfielder

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

@kobroch @Cal_rider Yes

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Wow, happy 175th birthday to water. Crazy to think that before 1845, we just didn’t have water. Might be one of the most important inventions of that year. Behind rubber bands, of course.

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Baseball is back, the Yankees are hitting home runs, and I might start crying

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

You’ve never seen a baby seagull. I can guarantee that.

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

@kobroch Actually used it while making dinner tonight. Haven’t quite fallen into my quarantine baking phase yet

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

The KitchenAid stand mixer is quite literally the heaviest thing I’ve ever picked up in my life. Are you kidding me?

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

We never got an answer to this and it’s upsetting me

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Can Bigfoot or aliens get Coronavirus I need to know because I have had contact with them

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

I’ll tell you, it’d be a real shame if I learned how to play a banjo during this this quarantine thing

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

@kobroch Thanks for not telling the world that this is a paid advertisement

[Mike Flynn @MFlynn32]

Love the idea, Jose.

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

As president I would create immortal moral robots that would go around eliminating corrupt corporations and people