Michael Parkhurst

Family Man…husband and dad of 2. WFU alum. Olympian. instagram: @mikeparkhurst3 Business Inquires: [email protected]

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

Champions! Unforgettable night! Much love ATL 🔴⚫️❤️

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

@herculezg Terrible decision. Played so well too

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

That MLS guy is so damn good 🐐

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

Pen for me

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

@wubuf Nope. With # of games played these days it makes total sense

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

It’s been 15 seconds and I already hate the hydration break

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

They seriously need to do something about hand ball rule. Chaos

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

@jocoolwu @SoccerwithDoug Both those stats are wild

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

Set pieces so key. Especially for struggling teams. Big time from the DP

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

3 injuries in first 29’. No audio to start. No replays.
And a goal taken away to boot. 🤦‍♂️

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

Watching ATL UTD. As a player I really disliked a noon or 1pm kickoff.
Thankfully doesn’t happen often (unless you play for Toronto)

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

Watching ATL UTD. As a player I really disliked a noon or 1pm kickoff.
Thankfully doesn’t happen often (unless you play for Toronto)

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

@TaylorTwellman Well how bout that

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

Random MLS stats almost 1/4 way thru:

Vancouver with 22 GF thru 8 games
On track to top MLS best 85 goals in regular season (LAG and LAFC)

SJ 4-0-0 on road

5 teams in West w/only 1 loss

4 teams in East w/6 losses

ORL w/25 GA. Record 75 by Cincy ‘19

Whats stood out to you?

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

Rough 3rd quarter there for the USMNT

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

International soccer now 4 quarters?

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

If you haven't seen this assist from the weekend yet you're welcome. Sheesh

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

This game is intense!

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

KEVIN DENKEY FOR CINCINNATI 🔥

He heads this one in to tie the aggregate score, but gives @FCCincinnati the lead on the away-goal tiebreaker 👀

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

MLS is back!
Crazy to think it’s year 10 for ATLUTD
So many good games to start the season esp Cincy/ATL and LAFC/Miami. 🔥🔥

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

@ATLUTD 🔥🔥

[Michael Parkhurst @MFparkhurst]

This is pretty wild ngl

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.

The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.

Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.

This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.

They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.