Matt at home.

Fly in Fly out.

[Matt at home. @Mftzptrck]

Feels Good Imperial Pilsner! #livelifeuptown https://t.co/O4EMSSX4uk

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Here we go. https://t.co/MatlY5R5OV

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

"The fault is not in our hearts, but in our stars."

- Shakespeare, discussing recent changes to Twitter.

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I am not always a prescriptivist but my love for the oxford comma knows no bounds. https://t.co/KYpH8gXaLB

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@kmun hahah yes that is never good.

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Tumblr just asked me how old I was and I panicked.

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@kmun more like a third, the second course has fries too and is a ton of food! Tell them you are allergic and maybe they will swap?

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@kmun had it yesterday! Worth it!

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Follow through https://t.co/G10eLaMwo7

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Mental prep https://t.co/Er58zesn0z

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Always read the plaque. https://t.co/GSa19SnH9f

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Just posted a video https://t.co/6RdmJmHYKe

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/qWPsXoH0Wc

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/rnGuSkylsC

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You drive your car to work. https://t.co/L55gSpSRh0

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Going surfing

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Kickstarter reward: We will return them safely. No more will be harmed. Do not go to the police. Also all previous reward levels.

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Beach weather. https://t.co/AYIJhkCCRb

[Alex Schmidt 🦬 @AlexSchmidty]

"I can't handle finding a browser workaround for pay walls, also I should be the one handling the Iranians" https://t.co/9qF3VQVEFx

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@rebecca_diane_ too good