Marianne

Wannabe farm/rancHer, avid reader, lover of lifting heavy shit, big Red Angus fan. Northeast MT native.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

Every time an old lady tells me I need to change my hair because it’s “way too black” or it’s not pretty because it’s “too harsh” it makes me want to dye it the blackest of blacks forever and ever, amen. ❤️❤️

[Marianne @MGartner95]

If I have to endure another round of character development I’m just going to accept my fate as a spinster.

[RayChal @rachelslathar]

y’all watch the Trials of Gabriel Fernandez and then tell me there’s not thousands of children already on this earth that need help

[Marianne @MGartner95]

“See you later, try to do something productive today.”

As if.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

@bethnickman Love you too! ❤️

[Marianne @MGartner95]

I fought my demons with good eating, spending a shitload of time outside and spent hours upon hours at the gym. Still almost ended it all one night in 2017. I would not be here if it wasn’t for medical intervention. This is a piss-poor, tone-deaf take. Yikes.

[L @GrinNbearIt9]

Healthy diet and exercise would solve most of your mental issues. But that would require actual effort instead of relying on medication, whether prescribed or self. You’re not sick, you’re lazy.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

@LanAndRow Obviously the world revolves around me so why wouldn’t I. You’re welcome.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

@Jpeterson171 😂😂 Take me now Shoresy

[Marianne @MGartner95]

Man, if a guy told me he’s been watching YouTube tutorials on how to rub my feet good it would be over for me. Hook, line and sinker. #Shoresy

[Marianne @MGartner95]

@ollliiv We had a ram that knocked out my grandpa one time so we had the ram butchered and fed the meat to the dogs. Karma’s a bitch man 😂

[Marianne @MGartner95]

I should add that that list doesn’t even include all the books I already have sitting on shelves waiting to be read. This is getting out of control.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

Finally wrote down all the titles of books I have screenshots of from Booktok so I had a physical list to check off, and now I have three pages worth of books to read so I guess I know what I’m going to be doing all of 2023. 😂😂

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This man is single handed carrying tik tok right now

[Marianne @MGartner95]

Also applies to having a county job or working in a feed store/grain elevator 😂

[Hay🖤 @HayyyleyHust]

You find out more about the people in your small town in 1 month working at the vet clinic then you do in your almost 4 years of living there 😂

[Marianne @MGartner95]

@taylenelson69 As sad as I am to admit it, and I really am, I am not a part of that club. Maybe someday when I accidentally chug pear juice or eat a bunch of prunes tho. 😂

[Marianne @MGartner95]

I gotta say, if there’s one thing I take away from my time wasted on tik tok, it’s not cleaning tips, makeup, or horse stuff; it’s the fact that there are way more people that are accidentally shitting themselves than you’d ever expect. Just so, so many people. Everywhere.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

No. I don’t have the mental stability for that.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

There’s a helicopter that keeps flying low over this neighborhood every minute or two, and I feel like the owner has it out for someone here, there’s an escaped convict, or all of a sudden a huge fire has broke out nearby. All three scenarios have me worried.

[Marianne @MGartner95]

Reminds me of the time my brother and I were talking about cooking, I said I wouldn’t cook something because it had mushrooms in it and he hated them:
Chris: “you know, I’ve come to terms with mushrooms.” 😂

[meghan @deloisivete]

Mom, I'm getting better at liking tortilla chips

-my kid, champion of obtainable goals

[Marianne @MGartner95]

@ATWWDpodcast

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

[seance]

medium: this spirit won’t stop talking shit about someone named Mario

me: Ah. you brought the Luigi board.