Riah

home of very bad tweets

[Riah @MGeels]

@RI_NICHOLSON RILEY!!! You are such a beauty!

[Riah @MGeels]

@EndOfDaysWoman And just like that I don’t want to be a mother anymore

[Riah @MGeels]

@PappaSciarappa You and that girl in the white dress would be a cute couple!

[riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman]

yay :)

[Riah @MGeels]

@EndOfDaysWoman WE WILL MAKE IT A BLAST!!!!

[Riah @MGeels]

@PappaSciarappa If I don’t hear DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love by Usher I’ll be a bridesmaidzilla

[Riah @MGeels]

@EndOfDaysWoman THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL DAY

[riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman]

can I hold a baby and eat a waffle please?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

have we considered that perhaps troy bolton wasn’t passionate about basketball or singing, he just fucking loved attention?

[Riah @MGeels]

@pgriffie2 Step 1: say whatever pops into your head

[Riah @MGeels]

Had a patient miss the urinal in bed and he started apologizing profusely. I said “it’s okay! You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!” When he had in fact missed 100% of the shots that he had took and also why did I say that

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Happy Anniversary to 13 Going on 30 today! Remember what the world was like when Razzles were all the rage? Missing that time 🍬

[Riah @MGeels]

Woke up to my tik tok going viral at 10 likes and 143 views. Honestly, all of this fame is getting to my head.

[Riah @MGeels]

if I step out of self isolation and y’all don’t notice I have rebranded myself with a chain belt and self tanner then you deserve another government mandated 30 days of quarantining

[Riah @MGeels]

@peeessh loving the hidden message :,)

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Well, I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

[Riah @MGeels]

@peeessh I :( can’t :( remember :( what :( you :( look :( like :( anymore :( I :( forget :( your :( smell :( I :( miss :( your :( embrace :( send :( nudes :( please :(

[Riah @MGeels]

Uzi’s new album is out. Spring is here. I turn 23 for the second time this week. Life is good.

[Riah @MGeels]

@EndOfDaysWoman I’m not like the other girls. I’m a cool girl. I want to know your theories on Bryce Laspisas and Maura Murray. Who do YOU think killed Jonbenét Ramsey???