Melissa Geschwind

Elon purposely makes the world a worse place and I don't want to play in his sandbox anymore. Come to Bluesky - my handle is the same there.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

Read my new bio and please, please consider joining me someplace far from here. DM me your Bluesky handle if you have one. I sincerely hope we can reconvene there. ❤️

[♠️♥️Jib_Loger♦️♣️ @jib_loger_alt]

In order to turn this off you need to go to your Settings -> then to Privacy & Safety -> and then finally in the Grok settings in order to turn it off.

IMPORTANT NOTE!!! This only works on the website version for someone reason so you can’t do it on mobile.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

I don't know if I have the self-control to stay off this site, but I'm damn well going to try. I'm on Bluesky and I hope all you lovely folks will join me there, because this place is actually, actively evil now.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Elon Musk’s X goes full pro-Trump with custom hashtag emoji icons

#MAGA now appears with a pic of Trump with his first in the air

#Trump2024 appears with an American flag

if you click on the last one, American flags rain down on the search page

read: https://t.co/tSkXGFYSC8

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@AGretz (Btw, obviously Homer At the Bat is the gold standard for Simpsons cameos. No sense judging anything else against it.)

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@AGretz I'm partial to the rest of U2 getting annoyed as Bono starts passionately talking about the Springfield sanitation commissioner election. "Oh, here we go..."

[Sandra Boynton @SandyBoynton]

Summer song. #songofthesummer

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

I know this sounds alarmist and I don't know how to put it into less Nazi-ish terms, but you know how evangelical Christians want all the Jews to move to Israel? I think that's the mass deportation they're really hoping to execute.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@MerriamWebster It's "I couldn't care less," not "I could care less." @alyankovic knows.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@MEPFuller It's still March 2020, Matt.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

Gonna tell my kids this was Westworld.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Texas

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@dcodysweet From live-action Butthead to CGI Hasselhoff.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@FatouSadio He looks like a wax figure of Harry Hamlin.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@StephenKing Why not?

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@Olivianuzzi Nope. Nobody decides to vote for someone for President based on a grazed ear. Please stop peddling this nonsense.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@sbbaicker Were they taunting you for checking LinkedIn?

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@BenjySarlin Just to be clear, the world you and I inhabit is Earth-28,461. Marco might be President on Earth-2, but Hillary got the job on Earth-1 and things there are *amazing.*

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@JackLynch000 Stunned that he supports animal testing rather than jumping straight to humans.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

@RachelCoyleOhio "Raising questions about his true values" like yes, I would have thought he'd be more of a testing-on-humans guy.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

It's like floating in the middle of the ocean in a lifejacket - you don't drown, but no matter which way you try to go there's no land in sight, and now and then something unseen comes up from below and bites you.

[Melissa Geschwind @MGeschwind]

You're going along just fine and then you see a birthday cake on tv and realize that next month, for the first time in your life, your birthday won't include a cake lovingly procured by your mom. And now you're a lot less fine than you were a minute ago.