Michael Langley

Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🔥 One Of The Greatest, Most Brutally Honest Scenes In TV History.

In Landman, Billy Bob Thornton’s character Tommy Norris drops a masterclass monologue that completely obliterates the delusional “green energy” fantasy in under two minutes.

Billy Bob Thornton as Tommy Norris is out in the Texas oil patch, looking at those massive 400-foot wind turbines supposedly “powering a clean future”… while they’re actually running remote oil wells because there’s no grid electricity out there.

She asks, “They use clean energy to power the oil wells?”

Tommy fires back: “They use alternative energy. There’s nothing clean about this.”

He breaks down the “clean” reality: These things sit on giant concrete foundations poured with diesel, made from steel cooked in fossil fuel furnaces, hauled and cranked up by fuel-guzzling trucks and cranes, then slathered in petroleum lubricants just to spin for their measly 20-year life.

Tommy doesn’t stop there. Fossil fuels aren’t some dirty secret, they’re the lifeblood of everything modern. The roads you drive, the tires on your EV, the plastic in your phone, your clothes, your fridge, your medicine, your makeup and lipstick… you name it.

Pretending we can wave a magic wand and “transition” away from oil overnight? That’s the real delusion sold by folks who’ve never gotten their hands dirty in the real world.

Taylor Sheridan and Billy Bob delivered one of the most honest, unapologetic scenes on TV in years. No preaching, just straight facts from the patch.

Watch the clip. None of this is “green” or “clean”. Not the turbines, not the transition, not the fantasy.

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[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

My girlfriend got on to me the other day because she doesn’t understand why I can’t just pick eggs out of the carton like a “normal” person. She’s standing there watching me and says, “Why can’t you just go row by row like everyone else?”

I said, “Because no egg should ever know when its time is coming.”

She stared at me for a second, shook her head, and said, “You’re a psycho,” then walked off.

Little does she know…I’ve got a whole tournament system going on. I take two eggs, tap them together, and whichever one doesn’t crack moves on to the next round.

Only the strongest survive. 🥚 💪 😂

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

It’s so wild to me that these two used to bring the best sports highlight show ever with funny lines and great clips.

Today, one of them has one of the biggest sports radio shows in America and the other has completely lost his mind.

Life is weird.

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@KeithOlbermann @KASHPatel Wow, you are just an absolute garbage person. Get fucked.

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@AndrewYang I can't believe I ever considered you reasonable. This is so far off the rails!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Did you guys shoot that whisky ad with Sammy Davis Jr. yet?”

“Yeah.”

“How did it go?”

“It was the weirdest fucking day of my entire life.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

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@KyleKulinski Feel free to take the next flight out, you pathetic fuck.

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@BetoORourke And you're just the kinda loser we need to make it happen! 😵‍💫

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@Rachel__Nichols @JayHardy252 Will anyone honestly say the Pacers don't have the same thing?

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[Bucks Lead @BucksLead]

If this is not the starting 5 in game 3, we riot.

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@PeteButtigieg How many people got fired in your boss' administration again?