Mathieu

// SLC • DC • M.D.//

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

Did you get a vaccine?
Or were you vacc-SEEN 👌

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@DKimps Esp question marks tho

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@FerranteJason

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@barrettlane

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@sjenkinsmd I had a hard enough time recruiting these ones to be my friends 🥲

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

Happy weekend to the stranger serving casual-over-the-shoulder-smile-pose in the back of this portrait mode photo only ✌🏼

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@barrettlane

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@kmelkhat Did not stick the landing. Oof.

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

Born this Way: Taylor’s Version (2021)

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

Açaí bowls are just rebranded Jamba Juice™️ wake up sheeple!

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

Beach category is: Back to the Future Nostalgia™️

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

I feel that this was quality content I gave y’all for free and went under appreciated. That’s all.

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

Corporate wellness is wild because what you need is a day off but what you get is a muffin & a card that says:
“Remember, there’s ‘muffin’ more important than mental health!” 🧁

and that’s on capitalism.

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

How much of this is human breath and sweat? An alarming amount probably.

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

Vida really said if we can’t open the steam rooms yet we will turn off the AC and the whole gym will be a steam room. 🥵

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

The thing about Olivia Rodrigo is if you hear the song #Brutal and don’t hear the fictional band Pink Slip from the 2003 Disney coming-of-age film Freaky Friday starring Lindsey Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis then you’re not really living. Thank you for your attention. #SOUROlivia

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@barrettlane Cancelling plans is #gayrights

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@urdadssidepiece Welcome to the fam 🌸🏛

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

At this point I’m going to create an auto-reply for the “Hey, do you want to get tickets to [insert literally any event]” texts that just says “YES. buy. I’ll venmo you.”

[Mathieu @mgp_dc]

@TheJoeRoy *narrator voice*

They weren’t.