Funmi💕💅

above all, Try💕

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

One of the reasons why my phone is always on silent is bc I hate a ringing phone.😭

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[L.A♡ @lammyy_a]

i get the ick a little too easily these days 🫩 e go teyyyyy before my mama see son-in-law o

[Ada @adaobi__o]

You can’t even hold my hand, if I don’t like you

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Maybe it's just me, but I've never been bothered by people not checking up on me. I genuinely don't care. 😭😂

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I dey find person wey go use me do that "what I fed my friend for a week" content

[BODE @neverelent]

Oluwa jor, don’t give me an inconsiderate person as a partner. Not with the way I love

Please

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing else

[Brit. @britikoplease]

Last time a stranger’s demise sat with me this long was Ibidun Ighodalo, Alex it’s okay, plssss i need to move on 💔

[Funmi💕💅 @Mhariyah_]

I used boobtape for the first time and bro wthhh!!

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

i feel so bad when someone texts me with so much enthusiasm and it’s one of those days i don’t feel like talking😔😔

[Sharon Rotimi @TheSharonRotimi]

And then, there's the rest of us: obviously not a baddie, not really a cutie patootie, something of a Taiga.

[V. @earthto_v]

eau de pikin 😭😂

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

I’m very big on courtesy.

I say thank you to anyone.

Even if I’m paying for a service.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Be a good girl and tell daddy you miss him”

I go give you dirty slap o

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me : I really wanna lose weight
Also me at 2am:

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i loveeeee giving gifts so bad like i promise i am way more excited to see your reaction than you are to actually get it 😭

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

I am resilient, I can handle so many things in life but hearing people chew is not one of them

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.