michael

Goin with the flow... @Kasper1672 👬

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[cooluno_9 | Yoruichi and Mereoleona's cumslut @unowastaken3]

"Appears to teleport" nigga they slowed it down and I still couldn't tell what it that mf did teleport

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

this is gonna one shot my wife

[Spev.V2 @SpevV2]

Imagine rocking up on the first day of school with fresh Kirkies on your feet.

[Xyz @xyzxx25]

“ translated from Japanese “

[Ilya Abyzov @IlyaAbyzov]

Duo changes everything.

[post bolagna @indieyeaye]

love is officially off the cards for me so i have no choice but to achieve my goals

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[valentine @valawakened]

No babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a whole hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[sp1nda🦷🪥 @sp1nda_pgh]

My cat holding a crazy angle

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

How it feels to text someone who's timezone is seven hours ahead of yours

[bt @b__________t]

extremely simple beings

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting 500mg of caffeine in your body will help with your anxiety. there’s really no way to know

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga